Jean Baptiste Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	New Chunks Explored:	782595
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Emeralds Found:	7572	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

Crafty Shield Heroes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!

Creepers and Crazies: ‘I Hate You’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	284	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Potions Brewed:	74
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Items Found:	8366	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you saying “I hate you” to all your friends who aren’t playing with you.

Our server is home to a community of players who thrive on pure madness. From building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the evil bunnies in the Nether), and a special event every week where players have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, when you’re having the time of your life, don’t forget to tell your friends “I hate you” for not being a part of the fun!

Blocky Adventures: Where You Can Stay Home and Still Explore!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	454126	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of spending time and money on boring vacations where you don’t even talk to anyone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and embark on a virtual journey like no other. Explore exotic lands, build incredible structures, and interact with players from all around the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own home.

Who needs to travel when you can experience the thrill of adventure right from your computer screen? Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or expensive plane tickets.

So why waste your time and money on real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Join now and start your virtual adventure today!

Creepers and Coffee: Where Even Steve Questions His DLC Choices

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Star Shards Collected:	297	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing as boring old Ada in your favorite game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can play as all your favorite Resident Evil characters instead! Imagine running around as Leon, shooting zombies and building epic structures at the same time. Or maybe you prefer playing as Krauser, chopping down trees with your mutated arm. And don’t even get us started on playing as Wesker – you’ll be teleporting all over the place like a boss. So why settle for Ada when you can have all these awesome options on our server? Join now and experience the ultimate Resident Evil crossover in Minecraft!

Zombie Pigmen for Peace Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Potions Brewed:	194
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the State of Israel reigns supreme! Join us and witness the invincible power of our virtual nation as we build, mine, and conquer the digital world.

Are you tired of dealing with sand niggers and neo-nazi chuds on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance against the might of Israel.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community like no other. Our players are as strong as the Iron Dome, as creative as a Tel Aviv street artist, and as resourceful as a kibbutz farmer.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Israel is truly invincible in Minecraft and beyond!