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Jealousy Of Women

  • Lucky Men Building Realms

    Lucky Men Building Realms

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the GREATEST or WORST Minecraft Server—Are You Prepared to Question Everything?

    Welcome to the abyss, dear traveler! Here in our pixelated wonderland, you’ll discover that life is but a mere illusion, and reality is nothing but a fabric of colorful blocks woven by the insane. This server is either the pinnacle of creativity or the end of everything you hold dear. No one knows! But what we do know is that if you join, your very existence may be expanded or exquisite—like choosing between the left sock of a three-legged zebra and the right eye of a sentient muffin! It’s all the same, is it not? Plunge into madness!

    Features That Will Bend Your Mind!

    Feature Likelihood of Existence Effect on Reality
    Craft Creeper Cookies: Eat them to explode your dreams! 97.3% imaginary Potentially causes hallucinations about pizza.
    Nether Portal to the Moon: Only opens on Tuesday afternoons. Zero dimensional Transports you to a dimension where gravity is subjective.
    Intergalactic Villagers: Trade with them to receive existential dread! 51% true, 49% lies May lead to profound existential crises.
    Cursed Enchantments: Level 9 enchantments turn you into a potato. 100% terrifying Enhances your abilities in potato-hearing.
    Phantom Cows: They moo in your nightmares! Eternally existent Your childhood will flash before your eyes.

    FAQ—Confusion is the Only Answer!

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You must first unlearn what you think you know about joining. If you’re not in the void, the void will not be in you. Simple as that!

    Q: Is there a community? A: Community is an illusion created by the committee of shadows. Whether you feel inclusive or excluded is merely a reflection of your own existential crisis. Welcome to both sides!

    Q: What’s the server’s theme? A: Themes are irrelevant! The real question is, what color is the sound of your anguish? Perhaps a plaid whistle of despair? Or a neon sigh of joy?

    Random Glimpses into the Mind of Madness!

    “You know, I used to be confused why I was a man. I felt a bit jealous of women even.”

    “So what if we lose a little hair and have less flattering bodies. Men, we’re lucky.”

    “Years later, I realize just how lucky I am.”

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

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  • AustrianCraft2021

    AustrianCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

    we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

    if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

    so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

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  • Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

    Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

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  • ⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

    ⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

    New Minecraft Servers

    Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Farlands
    Server Type Minecraft Realm
    Snapshot Version Latest Minecraft Snapshot

    Current Datapacks

      • Treefeller
      • KeepSomeInventory
      • Anti-Creeper Grief
      • Player Heads
      • Husks drop sand
      • Anti-Endermen Grief
      • Mob Heads
      • Track Raw Stats
      • Anti-Ghast Grief
      • Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
      • Crafting Tweaks
      • Double Shulker Shell
      • Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
      • Armored Elytra
      • Bat Membranes

    Experience

    Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

    Why Realms and Snapshots?

    The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

    Why Join Us?

    If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

    The Future

    The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

    Apply Here

    Apply Here!

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  • ””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

    ””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

    Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

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  • It’s Good Minecraft SMP

    It’s Good Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

    2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

    3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

    4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

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  • SILJealousStickMud

    SILJealousStickMud

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

    Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

    And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

    So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

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  • MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

    MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

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  • OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

    OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

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