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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6748 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Animals Bred: | 29 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!