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BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
New Chunks Explored:	583296	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	8104	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Animals Bred:	63	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Potions Brewed:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	182
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.