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WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	25

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	821192	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Towns Built:	6
Crops Grown:	9336	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Emeralds Found:	8729	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

ParaLingualCraft

assistive technology, bilingual communication, brain implant, brain stimulation, Brain Surgery, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, communication device, language recovery, language rehabilitation, language restoration, medical breakthrough, medical technology, neural engineering, neuroprosthetics, neuroscience, neurotechnology, ParaLingualCraft, paralyzed man, speech therapy, spinal cord injury

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Harmony Falls: Where mobs are friendlier than the players. No resets, just good old chaos! 1.20+ Java server.

active community, Bosses, Bosses Update, Chaos, Discord, discord community, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, friendlier, Good, Harmony, java, mobs, No Resets, Pets, Players, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Resets, RPG elements, Server, smp, Towny, voice chat, Website

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
New Chunks Explored:	59620	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Join the friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Create lasting memories and epic adventures together in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Harmony Falls server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world and joining our Discord community.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Harmony Falls support?

A: Harmony Falls currently supports Java 1.20.1, with an update to 1.21 coming soon.

Q: What are some of the features of Harmony Falls?

A: Some features of Harmony Falls include proximity voice chat, Towny & Economy, PvE & PvP battles, bosses/dungeons, pets, RPG elements, events, and more exciting features.

Q: Are there any upcoming updates or events on the Harmony Falls server?

A: Yes, there is an exciting new Dungeon & Bosses update coming out soon! Keep an eye on the Discord and website for the latest information.

CraftyPoora Minecraft Server

CraftyPoora, long tail tags, Minecraft, poorara, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around! That’s right, our server is run by a gang of rebellious pigs who have taken over and are now in charge. Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as you navigate through piggy obstacle courses, compete in pig races, and even attend piggy fashion shows (yes, the pigs are quite the fashionistas).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with the llamas and help them achieve their llama-licious goals? Or will you stand with the pigs and defend your right to ride in style? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible (especially if it involves pigs and llamas)!

ForeverAloneCraft Minecraft Server

ForeverAloneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a strong, handsome daddy with no luck in the dating world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where everyone is attracted to your 6’3″ muscular avatar and where twinks worship you as their strong daddy figure. With our vibrant community, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because let’s face it, sometimes you just need some alone time to bench press 350 lbs in peace. So come on, join our server and let your virtual escapades be the envy of all the bussy-chasing twinks out there!

CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow

career ambitions, career goals, certifications, CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow, family importance, Family Support, Financial Stability, future planning, INTERNSHIP, leave request, military regulations, military transition, nursing school, personal fulfillment, salary negotiation, sole provider, stable job, structured program, throwaway, wedding conflict

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Void Armor Forged:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	7736	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you torn between attending your stepbrother’s wedding and securing a stable future for yourself and your spouse? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape from real-life obligations, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate enchanted gear.

Forget about family pressure and societal expectations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding those pesky Endermen. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer the Nether and defeat the Ender Dragon?

So, if you’re ready to prioritize your virtual adventures over real-life obligations, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a wedding when you can have a blocky blast with us?

ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

aloof, Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a shit, detached, disinterested, Disregard, don’t give a damn, impassive, indifference, indifference towards, indifferent attitude, Minecraft, nonchalant, not caring, Server, unaffected, unbothered, unconcerned, unimpressed, uninterested, Unmoved, ZeroFucks

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	8100
Star Shards Collected:	121	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!

CraftyBoomers: Expert Advice for 20s

20s, 30s, Adulthood, advice, career, CraftyBoomers, Experience, Expert, goals, growth, guidance, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, mindset, personal development, perspective, Reflection, relationships, self improvement, success, wisdom

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Votes:	2524	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by young whippersnappers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players aged 30 and above! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of wise old Minecraft players who were tired of being bossed around by teenagers with no respect for their elders. They banded together to create a server where maturity and experience were valued above all else. Rumor has it that they even built a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a dragon that only the most seasoned players can defeat.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have regular events like bingo night, where players compete to see who can mine the most diamonds in a single night. We also have a retirement home for retired players to relax and enjoy their golden years in peace.

So if you’re tired of being called a noob by kids half your age, come join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, we have free prune juice for all players aged 50 and above. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server for the 30+ crowd!