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FortuneCraft: Mine for Chinese Gems

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered some hidden Gems that even the CCP couldn’t stop us from finding! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with chinky games that will blow your mind.

Ever wondered what it would be like to mine for diamonds while dodging fire-breathing dragons? Or maybe you’re more interested in building a castle made entirely out of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking llamas!

2024Craft: Where Creeper Politics and Diamond Dreams Collide

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our unbelievably wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

Once upon a time, an Asian lady got fired for saying that black men should rape white women. Can you believe it? Talk about drama! But fear not, dear player, because on our server, the only thing getting raped is the ore deposits by our dedicated miners.

Join us for a chance to escape the real world craziness and immerse yourself in a fantastical realm where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server!

CraftyMiners: Where you won’t accidentally search for porn stars while playing Minecraft!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can embark on the most INSANE adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player was trying to find a famous porn star on Google, but they accidentally typed her name wrong. Instead of finding the porn star, they stumbled upon a real QT3.14 on LinkedIn! And that, my friends, is just a taste of the WILD surprises waiting for you on our server.

Join now for a chance to discover hidden treasures, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the LOLZ begin!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Share Your Last ‘O’ Face Pic

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	1793	Epic Battles Fought:	5

🤣 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

🔥 Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player posted a pic of a llama wearing sunglasses and it brought good luck to everyone on the server. True story! 🦙

🌈 Our community is like no other, filled with WACKY characters and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend or arch-nemesis here!

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😉 #BestServerEver

BlockyBoogaloo: The Revenge of ‘>>917064705’

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with RAINBOW sheep that could fly! Can you imagine riding a flying rainbow sheep into battle? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who are worthy. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of gold blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a Giant Chicken into battle against hordes of evil mobs. Picture yourself soaring through the sky on the back of a clucking behemoth, wielding a diamond sword and taking down creepers left and right. It’s the stuff of legends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead have better manners!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Animals Bred:	142	Secret Passages Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the boring reality of dressing like your ancestors and instead become a VIKING WARRIOR in the digital world! Join us for INSANE battles, where you can RAID other players’ bases and pillage their resources like a true CONQUEROR.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also FLY on the back of a DRAGON and rain down fire on your enemies. Or, if you’re feeling more peaceful, you can EXPLORE our vast world and discover hidden treasures in LOST dungeons.

So why waste your time dressing up like a viking in real life when you can become a LEGENDARY warrior in our Minecraft server? Join us now and embark on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Gets Wild!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3646	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you say “OMG this is EPIC!”

Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji EN with YouTubers that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair. From LazuLight to OBSYDIA to ILUNA, we’ve got the craziest bunch of players that will keep you entertained for hours.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has XSOLEIL where you can battle it out with Krisis and TTT for ultimate supremacy. And don’t forget about Noctyx where the night is always young and full of surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – unless they’re building you a diamond castle, then they’re cool. Let’s mine and craft our way to victory! 🤣🎮🔥

Unicorn Overlord’s Epic Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the Unicorn Overlord Minecraft server, where magical creatures reign supreme and chaos is the name of the game!

Join us if you want to ride unicorns into battle, build castles out of rainbows, and fight off hordes of evil pixies trying to steal your diamonds!

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself said, “What about Unicorn Overlord? Did anyone really enjoy this game or was it just me?“

So come on, join us and become a legend in the land of Unicorn Overlord! Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn king!

CraftyFantasy10548 – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3226
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for our Extra Party Trial Battles where you can battle it out with your friends in epic showdowns. And don’t miss the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event – it’s gonna be off the chain!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Maintenance announced on 04/23, so mark your calendars. And be sure to check out the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow – it’s a real tearjerker.

Oh, and did we mention Sierokarte’s Special Training in April? It’s gonna be a blast! And don’t even get us started on the Magna 3 Colossus & Celeste Aura Raid & Transcendence event – it’s gonna blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for some unforgettable Minecraft adventures!

Blocky Boners: No More Nofap

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Votes:	5831	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.

Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.

But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.

So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!