| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2185 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 141 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8620 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1546 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 3572 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3918 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2370 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7476 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6856 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9892 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5689 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 7509 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1300 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8979 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2300 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1825 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Ores Mined: | 4855 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
