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JavaBeans Minecraft Server

Clique, college students, Communication, corporate, Decision making, decision making process, Diversity, female, future is female, gender dynamics, gossip, inclusion, Infighting, JavaBeans, leadership, Male, meeting management, Minecraft, Server, Starbucks, team dynamics, teamwork, workplace culture

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is not female and the gossip is kept to a minimum!

Join us and escape the drama of a female-dominated workplace like Starbucks corporate, where decisions can only be made if everyone agrees and nothing ever gets done. Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being ostracized by girl bosses and just want to build and explore in peace.

With only a faggot and a male team member on board, our server is a rare gem in a world where 65% of college students are women. So if you’re looking for a place where you can actually get things done without all the drama, join us now and experience a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be such a sanctuary from the chaos of the real world?

Korone’s Plushie Paradise Minecraft Server

collectible plushie, cute plushie, free plushie, Giveaway, Hololive community, Hololive fan, Hololive Friends, Hololive merchandise, Hololive news, Hololive Plus, Korone fan, Korone plushie, Korones, Koyori fan, Koyori plushie, limited time offer, Minecraft, online shopping, Paradise, PLUSHIE, Server, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	7561
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows! Join us and you’ll get a free Korone or Koyori plushie that will bring you good luck in all your mining adventures. Legend has it that these plushies were crafted by the Minecraft gods themselves and will protect you from creepers and zombies. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the plushie power guide you to victory!

NoobNoTouchy

BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tales, dangerous situations, Experience, hard lessons, hard-earned knowledge, hard-won wisdom, learning the hard way, lessons learned, life advice, life experiences, life lessons, NoobNoTouchy, risky behavior, Risky Business, risky decisions, risky ventures, Valuable insights, wisdom

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	239	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	191
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!