PinasCraft Server Information
Welcome to PinasCraft!
Lifesteal SMP is the best server out there for all your Minecraft needs!
Java Version: 1.20.4 – 1.21 – 1.21.4
Rules:
Join us now and start your Minecraft adventure on PinasCraft!
pinascraft.ftp.sh:19177
Imagine this: your husband, a lawyer, and you, an engineer, both with intense careers, but he wants a second child. You’re happy with your daughter, but he’s adamant about expanding the family. So, you end up with two daughters, aged 3 and 1, and your mom quits her nursing job to take care of them full-time. But here’s the kicker – you pay her $3000 a month, because, you know, daycare prices are just too mainstream.
Your husband starts complaining about the cost, even though he makes $140k and you make $110k. He thinks you’re overpaying your mom and demands she go back to babysitting for less money. But you stand your ground and refuse to let your mom go back to being underpaid. It’s a battle of wills, a clash of egos, all in the name of childcare drama!
Join our server for the ultimate showdown of family feuds, outrageous demands, and questionable financial decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and witness the chaos unfold!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Legend has it that if you can impress them with your building skills, they will grant you three wishes (Minecraft related, of course).
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TikTok when you have llamas and blocky landscapes to explore? Join us now and never look back at your days of social media withdrawal!
and get this, on this server, you can build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows and have a pet dragon that farts glitter. like, how epic is that?
plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the evil zombie llamas that guard it. they’ll try to steal your precious loot, so you gotta be on your toes.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a disco party every night in the enchanted forest? you can dance with talking animals and eat unlimited cake. it’s lit, fam.
so, if you wanna have the most insane, hilarious, and magical minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo! 🦄🌈🍭🏰💎🦙🎉🍰
The server for the version[1144-1194)Vanillaserverwithanadequateadmincomein!!!Thereisnodonat!Everythingisevenhere
| Server Information | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Features | – Community-Focused– Grief Protection– Mods: BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more |
| Why Join Us? | – Active and Diverse Players– Whitelisted Server for high-quality community– Events and Custom Resource Pack |
You can join us on Discord to get whitelisted and receive server information.
Yes, we host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. Stay tuned for announcements on Discord.
Yes, we accept submissions for custom items and rewards. If you have an idea, feel free to share it with us on Discord.
No, we have measures in place to protect builds from griefers. Griefing is not tolerated on our server.
🚫 Tired of political correctness? We got you covered! Say goodbye to being called sexist/racist/whatever for no reason! 😂
🤘 Rock on like the devil and play violent video games without judgment! Let your inner rebel shine! 🤟
🙏 Fixing the past to fit modern standards? Nah, throw that outdated stuff away! We embrace the chaos! 🤣
🔥 Classic puritan censorship is so last season, join us for a fresh take on freedom of expression! 🤩
🌐 Social media telling you what to say? Not here! Speak your mind and let the memes flow! 🤓
💥 Copyright laws got you down? Fair use laws are a joke, but our server is no laughing matter! Join us for some copyright chaos! 🤪
🈲 Chinese censorship affecting you? Not on our watch! We’re here to break down barriers and build bridges of creativity! 🌉
👊 Don’t be soft and whiny, join us and let your voice be heard! Complain about censorship while having a blast in our Minecraft world! 🎮
Join now for a crazy, zany, and totally uncensored experience! Let’s break the rules and have a blast together! 🎉