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StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than musk’s starlink in brazil 😂 our server is so lit that even the judge had to order us to block x, but we ain’t backing down cuz we’re rebels like that 🤘

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit 😱 our community is like a dysfunctional family, but we all love each other in our own weird way 🤪

join us now and be part of the madness, where every day is a new adventure and you never know what’s gonna happen next 🤣 plus, we have free cookies for new players (just kidding, we ate them all already 🍪) so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos! 🎉

CraftyChristmasMaduro

christmas, Controversial Decision, CraftyChristmasMaduro, early celebration, economic collapse, Government, holiday declaration, humanitarian crisis, international reaction, Maduro, Nicolas Maduro, October, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, post-election, socialist regime, south america, Strife, TURMOIL, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

lol come join dis crazy minecraft server where every day is christmas in october cuz why not? maduro himself declared it so u know it’s gonna be lit. forget about the post-election strife in venezuela, come build and mine with us instead. we got llamas wearing santa hats and creepers dressed as elves, it’s a wild ride. join now for a chance to win a diamond block shaped like a reindeer, only on dis server where the madness never stops!

What is the IP for impulseSV Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

ImpulseSV is a popular content creator and YouTuber known for his engaging and informative videos on the popular game Minecraft. With a focus on redstone engineering and creative building, ImpulseSV has amassed a large following of fans who enjoy his unique approach to the game. He is also a member of the Hermitcraft server, collaborating with other top Minecraft players to create captivating content for their audience. ImpulseSV’s dedication to quality and innovation has solidified his place as a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

LongHaul

Friendlycommunity, Longhaul, Minecraft, Plugins, qualityoflife, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	273	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to Long-Haul Minecraft Server! We are SMP with quality of life plugins. To keep the game fun but also close to vanilla as possible. We have a friendly community that is growing. Looking forward to seeing you join us!

longhaulserver.apexmc.co

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Back to School Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku, Interlude Timeline, mats, Minecraft, NA General, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Sen-no-Rikyu, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Summoning Info, The Great Tea Ceremony Battle

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Votes:	4562
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine fighting in The Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players duke it out with teacups and saucers instead of swords and axes. Or how about facing off against The Man Who Returned from Hell, a mysterious figure with a penchant for pranks and mischief?

But that’s not all – we also have a Back to School Campaign where you can enroll in classes like Creeper 101 and Enderman Etiquette. And don’t forget to check out our Summoning events, where you can try to summon the legendary GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Sen-no-Rikyu, a tea-loving warrior with a taste for victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Remember, in our world, anything can happen – and usually does!

””Trump Insider Here”” Minecraft SMP

controversial, exclusive, Insider, insider access, insider account, insider information, insider interview, insider knowledge, insider perspective, insider secrets, insider source, long tail tag, Minecraft, News, Political, Presidency, smp, social media, Status, tier10k, trump, Warning

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

But beware, we’ve had reports of players getting sucked into the game and becoming actual Minecraft characters in real life. So if you’re ready for a wild ride and a chance to live out your blocky dreams, join us now! Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and a sense of humor.

InLawExit – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, departure date, discomfort, Etiquette, family dynamics, guest etiquette, guests, Hospitality, Hosting, in-laws, InLawExit, Manners, Marriage, Minecraft, overstay, Peace of mind, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	158
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of having in-laws overstay their welcome? Look no further! Join our server where you can build a ranch property with a guest trailer 500 yards away for those pesky in-laws.

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries and confronting your wife and in-laws in-game, all while trying to maintain peace of mind. Will they ever leave? Will your wife ever understand? Find out on our server!

Join now and mark your calendar for the day your in-laws finally decide to pack up and leave. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when family overstays their welcome. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

iPadCraft: NoDaughterNoProblem

aita, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, crying, Dirty Looks, discipline, ENTITLEMENT, family, Flight, headphones, ignoring, ipad, iPadCraft, Manners, NoDaughterNoProblem, parenting, Respect, screen time, Technology, vacation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of entitled parents ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world drama! No entitled parents allowed, only cool kids with iPads (or any other device) are welcome here. Imagine a world where you can build and create without any interruptions from crying children or judgmental parents. Join now and say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to endless fun!

EvilVillager – Minecraft SMP

Antagonist, Cruelty, Daily Life, dark deeds, Despicable, Diabolical, evil person, evildoer, EvilVillager, harmful actions, immoral individual, Maleficent, MALEVOLENT, malicious behavior, Minecraft, nefarious character, personal experience, Sinister, sinister figure, smp, Villain, wickedness, wrongdoer

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magic Items Found:	2458
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with evil people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the most evil person you’ll come across is a creeper trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky friends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

CraftyPlotTwistMC

#revelation, Astonishing, CraftyPlotTwistMC, dramatic, eye-opening, Incredible, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, Mind Blowing, plot twist, Real Life, reddit, Shocking.., Surprising, twist in the story, Twist of fate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected turn of events, unforeseen circumstances

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Star Shards Collected:	276
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our server where every day is a new plot twist waiting to happen.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly llamas come to trade with you. But wait, they’re actually secret agents in disguise and they need your help to defeat the evil chicken army that’s planning to take over the server!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a hidden underground city filled with talking mushrooms who challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win rare loot. Who knew mushrooms had such killer moves?

And let’s not forget about the time when a group of mischievous pandas stole all the TNT on the server and challenged everyone to a game of explosive hide-and-seek. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. Who knows what crazy plot twist will happen next? It’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss out on!