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CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	58
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Items Found:	4728	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Star Shards Collected:	237
Animals Bred:	195	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	713844	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4696	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!