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DadCraft: Cringe Edition

awkward, cringe, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy, dad humor, dad jokes, dad moves, dad slang, DadCraft, Edition, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing dad, eye roll, father daughter, gen z, Gestures, millennial, Outdated, Sassy, Slang

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

border towns, BorderTownSewageSaviors, coastal pollution, cross-border cooperation, environmental crisis, environmental emergency, Environmental Protection, Gushing, international aid, marine life impact, pollution cleanup, pollution control, public health, sea pollution, Sewage, sewage treatment, urgent assistance, us mexico border, wastewater management, water contamination, water quality monitoring

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

adorable, animal companion, Aquatic, cute, fins, funny, humor, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Ocean, partner, pet, relationship, sea creature, Server, SharkWife, SharkWifes, Spouse, Tail, teeth, Underwater, Unique

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

black people, Drama, Elevate, exclusive, hololive, HololiveEN, HololiveJP, INFERIOR, Infighting, Liberty, Minecraft, necessity, opinion, PEERS, PixelPunch, post, Reply, Respect, Server, society, Thread, valuable, watch

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	133	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	115
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchantments Applied:	268
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!

Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Dads, dress alterations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, father daughter relationship, father’s approval, father’s disappointment, father’s dreams, Fiance, HEARTBREAK, making decisions, Minecraft, Server, sister drama, wedding dress, wedding dress fitting, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding traditions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

NovoDroneCityCraft

ALERT, Black sea, Coastal, Defense, drone alert, Maritime, maritime security, Mayor, Naval, NovoDroneCityCraft, Novorossiisk, PORT, port security, russia, russia news, Safety, sea drone, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned vehicles

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1654	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Votes:	7608
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!

we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

Bioinformatics, Biomarker discovery, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer research, early detection, Edition, genomics, liquid biopsy, Metabolomics, Molecular profiling, Non-invasive testing, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, proteomics, SalivaCraft, Salivaomics, Salivaoncoomics, Salivary Biomarkers, Salivary diagnostics, Transcriptomics, tumor markers

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Emeralds Found:	5857
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

LightCraft Minecraft Server

LightCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4595
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Potions Brewed:	95	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).