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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 924 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.