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CelebBang Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7852	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness /b/ (yes, THAT /b/) getting into all sorts of shenanigans, like building giant statues of famous celebrities and then… well, let’s just say things get a little NSFW.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of /b/ once accidentally teleporting into the real world and ending up at a Hollywood party where they may or may not have hooked up with a famous person.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as it gets, come join us and see what kind of madness unfolds next!

SMPSummerKoshien2024 – Day5CraftyMadness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Hey there, are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as the Summer Koshien baseball tournament in Japan? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy game days filled with intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. Our team list is stacked with players who are ready to dominate the virtual world. Plus, our bracket is so intense, it’ll have you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! This tournament is about more than just Minecraft – it’s about channeling your inner Japanese god and becoming a high school baseball legend. Just like in the Summer Koshien tournament, only the strongest survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And don’t forget to whitelist on adblock, because things are about to get wild!

HusbandlessMC: Rude & Miscarrying

aita, anger, Communication, Distance, emotional, Empathy, family, Grief, health, HEARTBREAK, husband, HusbandlessMC, Loss, miscarriage, Miscarrying, Pain, Pregnancy, Rude, south america, Support, vacation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3517
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to distract you from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from heartbreak? Join us and build your dream world where nothing ever goes wrong (except maybe a creeper explosion or two).

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your physical and emotional pain. Who needs a doctor when you have a diamond sword and enchanted armor, am I right?

Join us and escape to a land where your biggest worry is whether you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. And hey, if you need a shoulder to cry on, our friendly community is here for you (as long as you don’t mind them being blocky and pixelated).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where the only thing shrinking is your worries. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate staycation in Minecraft? Let’s build some epic memories together!

BlockBlingCraft

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, adulthood realization, adulting, BlockBlingCraft, budgeting, cost of living, expensive, financial awareness, financial education, financial literacy, financial maturity, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial surprises, growing up, hidden expenses, money management, unexpected bills, unexpected costs

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Farms Harvested:	613	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Remember that feeling when you realized toilet paper doesn’t grow on trees? Well, imagine that but with diamonds in Minecraft! Yes, on our server, diamonds are rarer than a unicorn riding a rainbow. But fear not, because our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of diamond hunting and are willing to teach you their ways… for a price. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of the diamond trade and become the richest player in all the land! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emeralds. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim your spot as the ultimate diamond tycoon? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

CreeperControlUK

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	9028
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchantments Applied:	298	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the crazy world of violent rhetoric!!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons and creepers!!! forget about the real world drama and come build ur dream castle with ur new best friends, like steve and alex and even herobrine (if u dare). plus, our moderators are like super heroes, they’ll protect u from any meanies trying to ruin the fun. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!!!

Untied Hands [SMP] 1.20.2 – Where Towny Earth meets Economy, War, PvE and PvP, and Lite-RP! No P2W here!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Feature	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch Here
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the IP red.unitedlands.org in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the complete list of rules.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic only.

Q: How can I participate in wars and combat on the server?

A: You can join wars and combat by forming or joining towns and nations, and engaging in battles with others.

Q: Can I create my own town on the server?

A: Yes, players can create their own towns and claim lands to build and develop their own communities.

BrownEyedCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5137
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Want to stand out and embrace your unique weirdness? Look no further than our server! We welcome all white people with brown eyes because, let’s be honest, they do look pretty strange. But hey, that’s what makes us special! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and embracing your inner weirdo. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond block that matches your eye color perfectly! So come on, join us and let your freak flag fly high!

DecadeDwellers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Farms Harvested:	132
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Potions Brewed:	134	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?

2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.

3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.

CraftyInlaws: Mandatory Fun!

car accident, Conflict, CraftyInLaws, death benefit, disney world, Evil, Fall Break, family, family dynamics, family time, Fun, guardianship, Halloween, Mandatory, orphans, Priorities, Resentment, selfish, Siblings, teenagers, universal studios, vacation, vacation planning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to the next level? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Imagine a world where your in-laws die in a car accident, leaving you to raise your younger siblings-in-law. Now picture yourself fighting with your own family over whether or not these teens can come on a family vacation to Disney World. Who needs soap operas when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a player and their mom, as they argue over the teens tagging along on the trip. Will family bonds be broken? Will the teens get to experience the magic of Disney? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

ProMinecraftSMPGod99.9%

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you a Minecraft pro looking for a challenge? Do you want to flex your skills and show off your epic builds to the world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you’re ready to dominate the virtual world like a boss.

We’ve got crazier mobs than your wildest nightmares, like zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding. Our world is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting for you to conquer them.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a villager who thinks he’s a superhero, you’ll never be bored with the antics going on in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show off your mad Minecraft skills. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!