jason somerville Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/900	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5352
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/400	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	643085

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	217
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	3687	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	246051
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/100	Votes:	208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/800	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/500	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/100	Votes:	7366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!