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Sneaky Sneaky SSSSSSSSHHHHHHH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!

420 SURVIVAL

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Void Armor Forged:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	284022
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Welcome to 420 Survival, the ultimate chill Minecraft experience! Explore a vibrant survival world packed with exciting features and a laid-back community. With mcMMO, JobsReborn, and LevelledMobs, you can level up your skills, take on jobs, and battle custom mobs for epic rewards.

Log in daily for Daily Rewards, complete quests, and run your own shops with ChestShop and PlayerAuctions. Protect your builds with Factions and make life easier with quality-of-life plugins like LumberJack.

Enjoy seamless Java and Bedrock crossplay, and stand out with custom tags, ranks, and player-driven economies. Regular events and challenges keep the fun going, whether you’re here to grind, build, or just vibe.

Join us today and blaze your own path in 420 Survival!

212.192.28.183:25594

Cum Covered Sluts Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds are the sticky ropes of cum covering all the sluts! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing and wanting more. From building giant phallic structures to battling mobs with dildos as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to bring a towel for all the cum-covered sluts you’ll encounter along the way!

””How is this guy so stupid?” Minecraft SMP”

confusion, critique, Decision making, disbelief, Government, guy, Incompetence, intelligence, judgment, leadership, Minecraft, Political Criticism, Politics, questioning authority, questioning choices, questioning decisions, questioning motives, smp, stupid, stupidity, trump, Trump administration, vice president, vp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most hilarious and ridiculous moments in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is so wild that even Trump himself made a mistake and appointed a player as the Vice President. Yes, you read that right. Imagine the chaos that ensues when a clueless player is given such a prestigious role!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever see. From building giant chicken statues to creating secret trapdoors everywhere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a good laugh and a truly unique Minecraft experience, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for LaurenZside Minecraft Server?

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Towns Built:	10	Mines Excavated:	3020
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

LaurenZside is a popular YouTuber known for her diverse content including gaming, reaction videos, vlogs, and animations. With a bubbly personality and quirky sense of humor, she has amassed a large following of over 2.5 million subscribers on her channel. LaurenZside is also active on social media platforms such as Twitch and Instagram, where she continues to engage and entertain her fans.

LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	New Chunks Explored:	635830
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: Honkai Star Rail General

A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn, ACHERON, Aglaea, along the passing shore, Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes, aventurine, Current Character Banners, general, Glow-up Edition, Golden Epic Trailer, Honkai, honkai star rail, Honkai: Star Rail General, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, New Drip Marketing, No Dazzle No Break, PELA, Rail, Rappa Trailer, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Sampo, smp, star, The Herta, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.7

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Glow-up Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

In our latest version, “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn,” you’ll embark on a quest like never before. Explore new lands, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t forget to check out our Golden Epic Trailer, “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” for some epic inspiration.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon powerful characters like The Herta and Aglaea. These 5-star heroes will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes for exclusive rewards. Just use the code STARRAILKARAOKERAPPAISHERE to unlock a special surprise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Glow-up Edition SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nukemc

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Anarchy Bedrock Java Survival Pvp Canada Keep inventory Max players Community Economy Creative Events Minigames Roleplay Skyblock Factions Prison Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

98% Vanilla Anarchy bedrock/java server Difficulty-normal Game mode-survival Pvp-enabled location-Canada keep inventory-off 60max players

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SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

#youtube, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, Gaming, gawr gura, GGG, Holomyth Earbuds, live streams, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, SharkyCraft, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	510	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! That’s right, THE Gawr Gura from Hololive is a regular player on our server, building underwater temples and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive merch, pop-up parades, and even Holomyth earbuds for all our members. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Gura dropping some sick beats with her custom Minecraft songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from unexpected Twitter memes to TikTok dance parties, this server is a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!