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DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Farms Harvested:	644
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2402
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Astral Projections Made:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Emeralds Found:	1452
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4933
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3332
Mines Excavated:	2452	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Towns Built:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Mines Excavated:	1788	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Falling into the Void:	0
Animals Bred:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Votes:	220
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1169	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	790339	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4445	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	879	Star Shards Collected:	110
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5155

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!