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Minecraft Memelord Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where all the /b/tards gather to unleash their chaotic creativity! Join us if you want to build giant phallic structures, troll unsuspecting players with explosive pranks, and engage in epic meme battles.

Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land in search of worthy adversaries to challenge to meme duels. Will you be able to outwit him with your dank meme skills?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper Cult, who worship their explosive deity and will stop at nothing to blow up your precious creations. Can you survive their onslaught and emerge victorious?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers)!

Blocky Blunders: The Server Where Everything Goes ‘>flips’

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crops Grown:	8199
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… clean? Well, come join our server where we take stinkiness to a whole new level!

Our server is so stinky that even the pigs are wearing gas masks! When you log on, you’ll be greeted with the delightful aroma of rotting zombie flesh and sulfuric lava pits. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of air fresheners scattered around to keep you from passing out.

But wait, there’s more! Every time you flip, you’ll become even stinkier! That’s right, with each flip, you’ll gain a new layer of stench that will make even the bravest player run for the hills.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the stinkiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hold your nose while you play.

BabyCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone’s popping out babies left and right? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the average age for having kids is… well, nonexistent! That’s right, on our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Say goodbye to dirty diapers and sleepless nights, and say hello to a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and imagination. Join us now and start building your child-free paradise today!

Pixel Fantasy: Where Childhood Dreams Meet Minecraft Realities

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Potions Brewed:	42
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	129
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy X of Minecraft servers!

Join us and relive your childhood memories of thinking Final Fantasy X is the best game ever. But wait, there’s more! As you level up in our server, you’ll enter adolescence and start thinking Final Fantasy X is just juvenile mediocrity. And finally, when you reach adulthood, you’ll realize that Final Fantasy X is actually the best game ever!

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of self-discovery and epic adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep and philosophical?

Crafty Love Quest

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of dating disasters in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our pixelated ladies never give you the “ick” and are always perfect companions. Join now and find your virtual soulmate in the world of blocks and adventures. Who needs real relationships when you have fauna in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to dating drama!

SleepyCraft: Where you can eat in your dreams and mine diamonds in your sleep!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on rent in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about rent or bills ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden chest filled with unlimited diamonds for all players who reach level 100. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom in the most epic way possible!

Crafty Chat

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs ride on saddles and the chickens lay golden eggs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our world, there lies a diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your wildest dreams come true? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of the rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out Skittles. Yes, you heard that right. Taste the rainbow, my friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Crafting Emblem: LOL Edition – A Minecraft Server for Fire Emblem Fans!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning simulations, and a calendar of events that will blow your mind!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and summoned a hero so powerful, they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one hit. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret guides and links that will help you conquer every challenge that comes your way. Need to know the best strategy for taking down a horde of creepers? We got you covered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate Fire Emblem Heroes master. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to emerge from our pixelated world.

King Chuck’s Pixel Palace

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server fit for a king? Well, look no further because our server is so royal, even King Charles II himself would be jealous! Our new royal portrait of the king is so lifelike, you’ll swear he’s actually playing Minecraft with you. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle it out with the ghost of King Charles II himself in epic PvP battles. So come on over and experience the royal treatment on our server – just watch out for any sneaky royal pranks he might pull on you!

AtmosCraft – Where all audio is atmos or “atmos-like”!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old channels and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we don’t even need channels anymore! That’s right, it’s the current year and we’re living in the future, baby!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and into the depths of the Nether? No problem!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs channels when you have unlimited possibilities at your fingertips? Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraftin’!