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Crafty Russian Gay Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft where the entire country of Russia is made up of gay pussy faggots! Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a unique twist where the Russian landscape is filled with fabulous rainbow-colored buildings and glittery unicorns prancing around.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon fashion show that happens every Sunday.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Reddit or President Minecraft SMP

Communication, current events, Democracy, digital age, Government, humor, internet culture, leadership, Minecraft, News, Online Community, Politics, president, reddit, redditor, satire, smp, social media, Technology, trending, viral, world leaders

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Magic Items Found:	8319	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Dragon Eggs Found:	7960
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our president is a certified redditor! Join us for a wild ride of memes, cat videos, and political debates that somehow always end with everyone agreeing that creepers are the real enemy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he can build a house faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe occasionally sacrifice a diamond to the meme gods, then this is the place for you. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine, build, and meme your way to victory!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Ashes and Blossoms, Babes, Beguiling Chips, blocky, bugmen, coalition unit, Code Name Bakery, Darkwinter, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, dreamer, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Haoplay, lore material, Lunar Conviviality, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magic Items Found:	3437	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a herd of exploding sheep.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.

/ Flip / Minecraft SMP /

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Potions Brewed:	186
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is so wild that even flipping your character can turn them into a 2D pixelated masterpiece! Join us for the most wacky and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!

Hate Internet People Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Behavior, Communication, Community, cyberbullying, Digital World, hate, interactions, internet, mental health, Minecraft, ONLINE, people, Real Life, relationships, Server, social media, society, Technology, Toxicity, virtual, worrying

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying internet trolls and keyboard warriors? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the madness of the online world by diving into a virtual world where you can build, explore, and troll-proof yourself from all the haters.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to scare you with his spooky antics, but don’t worry, he’s just misunderstood. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of friendly creepers who are more interested in giving hugs than blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the Ender Dragon and swap stories about your adventures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you unlimited building power.

So why waste your time dealing with internet drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun? Join us now and say goodbye to internet haters forever!

Why do games have difficulty settings? If you can’t beat… Minecraft SMP

achievement, beat, challenge, determination, Difficulty, difficulty settings, Frustration, game design, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Improvement, learning curve, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, player experience, Practice, settings, skill level, smp, strategy, success, video games

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crops Grown:	5694
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of wimpy Minecraft servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Do you crave a challenge that will test your skills and make you cry tears of frustration? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the difficulty setting is permanently set to “Insane Mode”!

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to fight off hordes of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, survive in a world where the sun never rises, and navigate treacherous dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. But hey, if you can’t beat it, just keep trying and git gud, right?

We have epic boss battles that will make your palms sweat and your heart race. Rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is so tough, it once ate an entire village of unsuspecting players in one bite. But don’t worry, we have respawn points set up all over the map, so you can keep coming back for more punishment.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, come join us and prove your worth. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive. And the weak? Well, let’s just say they make excellent zombie fodder.

New Season Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where every season is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that this season, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the zombies are forming a boy band.

Not to mention, our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing llamas!

Monster Hunter General /mhg/ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	623921	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… Netherite! Yes, you heard that right. We’re basically swimming in Netherite like it’s nobody’s business.

2. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. They don’t mess around. You try to grief, and you’ll have a llama army on your tail faster than you can say “creeper”.

3. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Monster Hunter characters and go on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon. It’s like a cosplay party meets a boss battle, and it’s absolutely wild.

4. Our server is endorsed by Notch himself. Yes, THE Notch. He saw how awesome our builds were and just had to give us his stamp of approval. So basically, if you join, you’re basically playing on the same server as the Minecraft god.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Horse Bite Minecraft Server

animal aggression, Animal Attack, animal bites, animal defense, animal instincts, animal safety, BITE, danger, dangerous animals, deadly bite, Equine, Horse, horse aggression, horse anatomy, horse attack, horse behavior, horse bite injuries, horse teeth, Minecraft, Safety, Server, wild animals

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are not only majestic creatures but also deadly assassins! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against these vicious equines. Can a horse bite you to death? Find out on our server where the horses have evolved to have razor-sharp teeth and a taste for player blood. But don’t worry, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon! So come join us for a wild ride of danger, excitement, and absurdity. Just remember, watch out for those killer horses!

ChaosCraft SMP – Learnin’ in Chaotic Company

big companies, career advancement, career development, Challenges, ChaosCraft, chaotic, chaotic company, Company, company culture, company hierarchy, corporate chaos, corporate culture, learnin, learning experience, lessons learned, office politics, organizational structure, personal growth, professional experience, Professional Growth, smp, toxic work environment, work environment, work ethic, workplace dynamics

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring, big Minecraft servers with strict rules and uptight players? Look no further, because our SMP is the most chaotic and hilarious place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most outrageous building techniques and PvP strategies from a group of players who have no idea what they’re doing half the time. Big companies are like, so last season – come hang out with us and embrace the chaos!

We once had a player accidentally turn their entire base into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would be funny. Another time, we had a group of players try to start a llama racing league but ended up getting lost in the Nether for three days.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and have the time of your life in Minecraft, join our SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!