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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

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Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server

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so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!

HezboCraft Air Strike Fun

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so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we gotz all da craziest players up in here, like dis one dude who straight up took out a key member of Hezbollah air defense in a strike deep inside Lebanon.

we be buildin’ some epic bases and takin’ on crazy missions, like raidin’ villages and fightin’ off zombie hordes. plus, we gotz all da coolest mods and plugins to make yo Minecraft experience off da chain.

come join us if you wanna be part of da most badass crew in da Minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #joinusnow

CraftyWhispers – The Ultimate Phone Game

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST FUN MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem

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hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself!

EnderSMP!

Bukkit, Development, EASY, easy mode, EnderSMP, FiveDiamonds, Minecraft, Server, Spigot, spigotmc, Survival

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just a pretty decent server i would say myselfas you can tell from the banner bukikt and spigot is installed with survivaleasy mode is also the gamemode and this server is still in developmentthe owner (me) username is “FiveDiamonds”

EnderSMPonline.aternos.me:64697

Suspiciously Normal Modded Minecraft Server: Where rainbows meet whitelist and Java

[Dragon Fights], Application Process, Collaborative Community, community focus, Diamond Economy, Discord, Discord communication, friendly environment, Inclusive Community, java, Meet, Minecraft, minecraft chat, Modded, Modded mini seasons, normal, North America, player interactions, pokemon channel, RAINBOWS, Server, Server Events, Server images, Suggestion forums, Suspiciously, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

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Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Server Focus	Community interaction
Server Location	North America
Members	350 server members, 500 total members

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply to join, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions there. Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort.

Q: What is the server economy like?

A: The server uses a Diamond economy and does not have shop plugins.

Q: When do mini seasons occur?

A: Mini seasons typically start in December and June and last for approximately a month.

Q: How can I communicate with other members?

A: The server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: The server organizes Dragon Fights and various other events for the community.

Q: Can I join the server just to chat without playing Minecraft?

A: Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for those who just want to chat or take breaks from playing.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that stands up for freedom of religion? Look no further! Our server is like ancient Rome, defending against the Christian plague of monopoly on religion. Join us as we fight against the tyranny of one god and embrace the diversity of all beliefs.

Forget about boring servers that only cater to one type of player. On our server, you can worship any god you want without fear of persecution. Whether you’re a follower of Zeus, Odin, or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you’ll find a home here.

And don’t worry about the so-called “dark age” that followed the fall of Rome. Our server is anything but dark – it’s a beacon of light and freedom in the Minecraft world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic. Who knew defending freedom of religion could be so much fun?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

BasementRejectorCraft

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Are you tired of family drama and constant nagging? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is the perfect place to build your own world without any interference from parents tracking your every move.

Forget about basement apartments and overbearing family members, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. No more unsolicited advice or opinions, just pure freedom to create and explore to your heart’s content.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground weed farm waiting to be discovered in one of our virtual caves. Who needs real-life drama when you can embark on a quest for virtual treasure and relaxation?

Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, you’re the boss!

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	231	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	6057
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mines Excavated:	2692	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

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FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

Q: What is the server economy like?

Q: When do mini seasons occur?

Q: How can I communicate with other members?

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

Q: Can I join the server just to chat without playing Minecraft?