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CraftyShades Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, CraftyShades, Expectations, friendship, holiday, Lake, lost item, Minecraft, park, peer pressure, personal belongings, reimbursement, Server, Summer, sunbathe, sunglasses, swimming, unreasonable, vintage, water activities

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as losing your favorite sunglasses in a murky lake? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head like trying to find those sunglasses underwater.

Imagine a world where you can swim with your friends, build epic structures, and maybe even prank each other like that friend who pushed your head underwater. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with sunglasses just for you!

So come on, join us on this server where anything is possible, even getting your sunglasses back from the depths of the lake. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? See you there!

SleepyCraft: No Wakey Wakey Hubby

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, consideration, Empathy, Hubby, husband, insomnia, marital conflict, Menopause, menopause symptoms, mental health, morning routine, morning routine disruption, relationship, self-care, Sleep, sleep deprivation, SleepyCraft, summer break, Teacher, Understanding, wakey

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of being woken up early in the morning by your loving husband who just wants to give you a kiss goodbye? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can sleep in as late as you want without any interruptions! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to a world where you can finally get the rest you deserve. Plus, no judgment here if you want to build a giant pillow fort to hide from your husband’s morning kisses!

Blocky Bliss Minecraft Server

Bliss, blocky, family, favorite drink, Favorite Food, Friends, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, Pets, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Sunshine, Uplifting

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have a bad day again! Why? Because our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on all our players, giving them superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from their eyes. Plus, our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while building your dream castle. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking potato who tells the best dad jokes? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live your best Minecraft life!

CreeperLove69

Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Votes:	8318	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Star Shards Collected:	83	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4230

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!