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HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Buildings Constructed:	27	Love Letters Sent:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

LeftistCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrates, Coalition, coalition government, Defeat, Democracy, election, Europe, far right, France, Government, leftist parties, LeftistCraft, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, opposition, Politics, power, progressive, Server, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between the far-right and the leftist parties! build your own castle to defend against the evil far-right forces trying to take over the server! join forces with other players to create a coalition and celebrate like the french when we thwart their plans for power! who needs real politics when you can have this kind of drama in minecraft?! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, eastern europe, international relations, kills, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	398	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!

HeartRateFailCraft

accurate heart rates, Attractive nurses, attractiveness, female, female nurses, gender, gender bias, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare system, healthcare workers, heart rate monitoring, HeartRateFailCraft, Male, male nurses, medical field, Medical Profession, patient care, Patients, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

EgoCraft: Narcissistic Rivalry & Admiration

Admiration, Attitudes, EgoCraft, gender, gender role attitudes, Gender Roles, influence, managers, Narcissistic, narcissistic admiration, narcissistic rivalry, narcissistic traits, Rivalry, Roles, study, Support, Traditional, traditional gender roles, Traits

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Potions Brewed:	94	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the managers are all narcissists, but like, in a totally cool way. They’re all about gender roles and stuff, but in a way that makes you go “whoa, that’s wild!”

Join this server if you wanna see some crazy gender role attitudes influenced by narcissistic traits. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly the manager will be like “I am the king of this server, bow down to my gender role attitudes!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, you’ll get to see the difference between narcissistic admiration and narcissistic rivalry in action. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about traditional gender roles while building your dream castle.

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!

armor, bedrock, Community, Cracked, Custom, diamonds, Discord, easier, Global Chat, Griefing, hats, Hearts, host, integration, LifeSteal, Minecraft, NexusDark, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, sklauncher, smp, stealing, Support, swearing, Textures, Tools, Vanilla, weapons

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

Features	Description
Custom Plugins	Custom weapons, armor, tools, and hats to enhance gameplay.
Active Community	Interact with active players on certain days for a more engaging experience.
Discord Integration	Global-chat linked to Discord for conversations even outside of Minecraft.

FAQs:

User Rules:

Please avoid griefing within 100 blocks near spawn to avoid warnings or suspensions.
Respectful behavior in chat is required, while swearing is allowed, avoid drama and bullying.

Server Information:

The server runs smoothly 24/7 with occasional restarts for updates.
It is a cracked server, allowing any client to join. SKlauncher is recommended for skin loading.
Occasional host issues may lead to downtime, but it is rare and only occurs once a year.
Bedrock support has been removed due to Java-specific textures.

Ready to join the adventure?

Discord: Join Discord

Server Link: nexusdark.com | Versions: 1.9.X to 1.21.X

Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!