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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2095 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. you gotta join cuz we got like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn poop so you know they’re extra magical.
we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. but shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone.
oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.
