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Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1144	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	3452
Crops Grown:	4098	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Crops Grown:	4598
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCashCrew

Beliefs, budgeting, Childhood, CraftyCashCrew, family, financial situation, Financial Stability, future planning, Impact, influence, lessons learned, Lifestyle, Memories, MONEY, savings, socioeconomic status, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	117	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the diamonds you could ever dream of! Join us and leave your financial woes behind as you build your way to riches beyond your wildest imagination.

Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.

So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

RussCraft: Safe Haven for Putin’s Moral Values

authoritarianism, conservatism, culture, Globalization, Government, Haven, Ideology, immigration, international relations, liberal, Migration, moral, Moral values, Politics, putin, Putins, RussCraft, russia, Safe, safe haven, social change, society, Trade, VALUES, Western ways

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Farms Harvested:	277
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	87	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Potions Brewed:	165

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE WESTERN WAYS N EMBRACE PUTIN’S MORAL VALUES. WE GOT BEARS RIDING ON HORSES N VODKA FOUNTAINS. U CAN BUILD UR OWN KREMLIN N RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT MATRYOSHKA DOLL. ALSO, EVERYONE GETS A PET BEAR THAT CAN DO TRICKS LIKE BALANCING A BOTTLE OF VODKA ON ITS NOSE. COME JOIN DA FUN, COMRADES!