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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9696 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!
so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!