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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8833 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 216 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7905 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!
