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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4738 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 110287 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.