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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is imaginary bank fees! Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with your virtual neighbors over outrageous sums of money for fence separation. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a neighbor willing to cover half of the cost and let you repay them later in diamonds. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of virtual real estate disputes – join our server now and start building your dream house while navigating the treacherous waters of imaginary bank fees! -
MILdlyAvoidingHerCraft
Are you tired of dealing with a MIL who thinks she knows better than you when it comes to parenting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!On our server, you won’t have to worry about your MIL giving your kids dangerous toys or feeding them poisonous plants. We guarantee a safe and fun environment for your little ones to explore and play.
Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like you wish you could in real life. No more unannounced visits from the in-laws!
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a laugh with us on our crazy Minecraft server!
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BlockyHeartbreak Minecraft Server
Are you tired of crying over your ex and ready to move on to bigger and better things? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting heal your broken heart. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and slay virtual zombies? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant heart-shaped house, your true love will magically appear in the game. So why waste time moping around when you could be building your way to a happily ever after? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! -
NoSexCraft – $2000ADay
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can earn $2000 a day just by playing! That’s right, no need to sell your soul or sacrifice your firstborn, just hop on and start mining those diamonds!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay golden eggs worth millions of dollars. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the cash without ever having to resort to the oldest profession in the world. Who needs sex when you have diamonds, golden eggs, and killer bunnies to keep you entertained?
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HackCraft Minecraft Server
u know what’s crazier than russian hackers infiltrating veterans affairs? our minecraft server, where we let russian hackers build giant monuments to their hacking skills. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun. who needs microsoft accounts when u can have a blocky adventure with us? come join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. trust us, it’ll be a blast! -
MapleCraft: Secret Ops
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have mapped out secret Chinese police operations like Canada! Why? Because we have insider info on where all the hidden treasure chests are hidden in the game! Plus, our mods are actually undercover spies who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So hop on and join the fun, eh! -
HearCraft: Gene Edit Fun
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we be editing genomes like we editing our player skins! We be restoring hearing in adult preclinical models with genetic deafness, like, WUT?! Who knew you could fix your ears in Minecraft, amirite?! Join us and be part of da craziest experiments in da blocky world! We be mixin’ potions and enchanting tools like mad scientists, it’s a blast! So come on, join us and let’s make some noise in dis wacky server! -
Welcome to “The Supersized Failure” – kind of vanilla, sort of hard, somewhat mature, version 1.20.4!
Server Name The Superflat Experiment Version 1.20.4 Overview A survival Superflat server with no rules or limitations Features – Villages– Strongholds– Pillager outposts– Mineshafts– Ruined Portals– Trial Chambers (when updated to 1.21) FAQ
Question Answer What is the concept of this server? The server explores survival gameplay in a Superflat world with no rules or limitations. How many players have joined the server? Over 4000 players have joined the server since its launch in March 2022. Are there any gameplay rules on the server? The server has no gameplay rules except for restrictions on extreme movement hacks. What structures are available in the Superflat world? Structures such as Villages, Strongholds, Pillager outposts, Mineshafts, Ruined Portals, and Trial Chambers (when updated to 1.21) are available. Where can I get more help as a new player? You can join the community discord where members are friendly and willing to help new players. -
PixelPleasure Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to have the weirdest sexual experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride! -
LinkCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being called the “cuckold of crypto”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the disrespect! Our server is like a Chainlink partnership with Google Cloud – revolutionary and full of potential.When you join our server, you’ll be welcomed with open arms by fellow LINK holders who understand the true value of Chainlink. No more being insulted by your wife’s boyfriend or anyone else – on our server, you’ll be respected for your crypto knowledge and investment savvy.
Imagine a world where you can build your own decentralized oracle in Minecraft, connecting smart contracts with real-world data in a virtual landscape. It’s like DeFi meets gaming meets supply chain management – all in one epic server experience.
So come join us and say goodbye to the “cuckolds of crypto” label. Embrace the bright future of Chainlink and celebrate its contributions with like-minded players. The only insult you’ll find here is how much fun you’re having!