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Redstone Rumble: 1,500 Lost Troops

Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, daily losses, Defense, Losses, Lost, Manpower, Military, military capability, Redstone, Replacement, replenishment, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strategy, troop levels, Troops, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Animals Bred:	163
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	5022

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle like russia losing 1,500 troops a day for 3 months straight. it’s a total war zone out here, but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep fighting non-stop. the chaos never ends on our server, just like russia’s troop losses. plus, we have the most epic loot and rewards for those brave enough to join the fight. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Metrotanium

Anarchy, Bukkit, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, mmorpg, Modded, offline mode, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Star Shards Collected:	61
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Geopolitics Conflict Towny Vanilla Custom Map Survival Step into the world of Metrotanium and rise to be the greatest! Become the leader of a vast empire, or control the economy. You control your own destiny

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/TzWCwcDQ2x

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Survival without wipes and donates | 1000 Achovka server minecraft

1000 Achovka, Active, Adventure, Chestshop, Community, donates, Economy, Events, Friendly, Land claiming, Minecraft, No Wipes, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

server “Survival without wipes and donates of 1000 aces” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Mystic Dream Realm 1.21

10. unnoticed videos, 11. low subscriber count, 12. minimal views, 13. Lack of support, 14. unwatched content, 15. unnoticed videos, 16. struggling channel, 17. low engagement, 18. minimal followers, 19. unpopular videos, 2. low viewership, 20. unnoticed creator, 3. unpopular content, 4. lack of engagement, 5. unnoticed creator, 6. overlooked channel, 7. struggling creator, 8. minimal viewers, 9. audience disinterest, dream, lack of viewership, mystic, Realm

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a parallel universe where llamas wear top hats and dance the Macarena.

I heard they have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks, where the creepers bust out their sick moves.

And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCareer Minecraft Server

Availability, Balancing, business development, busy, career, Communication, CraftyCareer, Friends, friendship, growth, Minecraft, MONEY, neglecting, networking events, Priorities, professional relationships, prospect clients, selfish, Server, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of friends who just don’t understand your hustle? Do you want a place where your passion for business development is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where networking events involve building bridges (literally) and prospecting clients means mining for diamonds. Our professional relationships are built on a foundation of cobblestone and teamwork.

Say goodbye to friends who don’t support your career goals and hello to a community that understands the grind. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who appreciate your dedication to success?

So come on over to our server and show Sarah that you’re not choosing money over people, you’re choosing a blocky paradise where your ambitions are valued. Don’t be the asshole, be the diamond in the rough on our server!

MediPickupMadness

Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Favors, friendship, guilt tripping, Help, medication, MediPickupMadness, responsibilities, Support, withdrawals, work

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	7284

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server and become the ultimate medication delivery person for your co-worker in need! Forget about building epic structures or battling monsters, your main mission is to pick up prescriptions for your struggling colleague. Will you be able to handle the pressure of being the go-to medication hero, or will you crumble under the guilt-tripping and constant requests? Join now and find out if you have what it takes to be the savior of the pharmacy world!

RedditCraft: Auto Best, Hot Mess

algorithm, Auto, automatic sorting, best, changes, Community, decision, Decision making, design, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, hot, Mess, Online Community, Platform, reddit, RedditCraft, Site, Sorting, update, user experience, user preference

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic battles between users over the best sorting algorithm! We promise to never automatically sort by “best” because we believe in chaos and unpredictability! Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself will make a guest appearance to settle the debate once and for all. So come join us and fight for your right to hot posts!

SupremeCraft: NoTrumpNegotiations

ayatollah, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, honorable, Intelligent, international relations, iran, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, NoTrumpNegotiations, nuclear deal, Politics, Rational, sanctions, supreme leader, SupremeCraft, Tensions, trump, united states, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8088
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a giant chicken into battle.

oh, and get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true story, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, best friends with a talking llama who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so, like, forget about negotiating with Trump or whatever, come join our server and live your best minecraft life. it’s, like, totally rational, intelligent, and honorable.

Womb Beats: The Musical Server

beats, cardiac patterns, cardiovascular development, classical music, Fetal development, fetal health, fetal heart health, fetal heart rate variability, fetal movements, maternal health, maternal well-being, music and fetal development, music and health, music and pregnancy, music exposure, music therapy, Musical, Pregnancy, prenatal development, regular heart rate, Server, stable heart rate, third trimester, WOMB

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2443
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	2606
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will make ur baby super smart and musically inclined even before they pop outta ur belly! imagine ur lil fetus jammin out to mozart and beethoven while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles! ur baby will be the mozart of minecraft, creating symphonies of redstone and note blocks! join now and give ur baby the gift of classical music and epic gaming skills! #fetusgoals #minecraftmozart

The Nameless

apply, bedrock player, Builders, building, Colosseum, Community, end hub, Fabric, Minecraft, Mini Games, Nameless, Performance, PVP Events, quality of life, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, smp, Solo, trial chamber, Virginia, world border

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	266
Dimension Hops:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	51
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

The Nameless Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Launch Date	January 12, 2025
Compatibility	Bedrock and Java
Host Location	Virginia, USA

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.

Q: What are some features of the server?

A: The server includes Blaze and Cave advancements, restored Villager and raid mechanics, disabled Phantoms, multiplayer sleep, mob and player head drops, Dynmap, simple Voice Chat, Anti Enderman Grief, and a trust-based economy.

Q: What is the world size of the server?

A: The overworld has a 10k x 10k world border, while the nether and end do not have a border.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply to join the server by following the link provided in the above description.