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UkrainianDroneFundsNYT

#covert operations, arms race, Biden administration, defense industry, defense spending, drone industry, FOREIGN AID, funding, geopolitical strategy, government support, international relations, military assistance, military technology, national security, New York Times, political controversy, Report, secret funding, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneFundsNYT

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crops Grown:	1050	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying around like bees on crack thanks to biden and his secret ukraine funding! watch out for the drone strikes while you mine for diamonds, it’s a real thrill! plus, our villagers are all trained spies who will trade you top secret intel for emeralds. but be careful, they might double cross you and steal your enchanted armor! join now for a wild ride that even the new york times can’t keep up with!

Invictus

alcohol, Brewery, Chairs, chests, Community, Discord, Events, Hardcore, Invictus, Join, Locks, Lore, ONLINE, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Sitting, Stars, Tweaks, Uptime, Web map, welcome

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version.
Do you accept new players?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, you must join our Discord before playing online.

Tipsy Fury 1.21

aggressive behavior, alcohol, alcohol-fueled, Angry, Confrontation, Drunk, emotional outburst, fury, going to a store, grab a snack, impulsive behavior, intoxicated, late night, late night cravings, late night drama, late-night snack, public intoxication, snack run, store run, street altercation, talk shit, tipsy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a store when you’re drunk and angry! You never know who’s gonna talk shit along the way, just like in the game! It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, man. Plus, the snacks in this server are top-notch, virtual munchies for days! Join now and let the chaos begin!

ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

Apology, ApologyDenied, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, confusion, emotional turmoil, exclusion, friendship, friendship breakup, ghosting, group dynamics, Guilt, hurt, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, peer pressure, reconciliation, self reflection, Server, social circles

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship breakups are a thing of the past! Join us and leave all the drama behind, just like this player left her toxic friend group.

On our server, you can be anyone you want to be, even an auditor or a secretary (or both, we don’t judge)! No need to worry about jealous friends or ghosting group chats, because here, everyone is welcome with open arms.

So come on in and build your own world where you never have to apologize for something you didn’t do. And if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our community is here to support you through thick and thin.

Join now and leave the drama llama behind, because on our server, the only thing we’re guilty of is having too much fun!

SisSassNoTalkMC

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	2225	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your own family? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only gossip you’ll hear is about who stole whose diamonds in a PvP battle!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. No more emotional breakdowns or arguments over trivial things – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And if you’re worried about trust issues, fear not! Our server is a safe space where everyone can come together to build, explore, and create without fear of betrayal or backstabbing. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to shut down any drama before it even begins.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a whole community of blocky friends to build with? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RidicCraft: Normal is Overrated

absurd traditions, normal, Overrated, RidicCraft, ridiculous beliefs, societal behaviors, societal beliefs, societal conformity, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal values, society norms, unconventional thoughts.

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of society’s boring norms? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing considered normal is building giant statues of llamas! Our server is filled with crazy challenges like riding pigs through obstacle courses and battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest block in the game is hidden somewhere on our server – find it and you’ll unlock unlimited tacos for life! So why settle for society’s ridiculous norms when you can join us and embrace the insanity of Minecraft?

CraftyOrthodoxTreason

BETRAYAL, Charged, church leader, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyOrthodoxTreason, criminal case, eastern europe, Ex-MP, indictment, leader, legal charges, Politics, religious conflict, religious leader, russia, Russia-affiliated, scandal, Treason, Ukraine, Ukrainian Orthodox Church

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we got ex-MP’s, leaders of Russia-affiliated Ukrainian Orthodox Church, and even charged with treason!!! u can build ur own treasonous empire, betray ur friends, and start a revolution against the mods!!! come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic gameplay!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server!!!

Flat Mountain Boulder Fun

ancient legend, Boulder, boulder placement, Camus, challenging destiny, endless task, eternal struggle, existentialism, Flat, Fun, futile effort, futility, greek mythology, Mountain, mountain erosion, mythological figure, never-ending task, perseverance, philosophical concept, punishment, pushing the boulder, repetitive labor, SISYPHUS, Struggle

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	92
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Sisyphus is the main dude? Yeah, that’s right, we got the OG boulder pusher himself chilling in our server, just eroding mountains like it’s his job. And you know what? He’s looking for some new recruits to help him out!

Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!

ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, approved medications, Benefits, Clinical Study, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Escape, Glutide, health, Healthcare, Hospital, hospitalization risk, liraglutide, medical advancements, medication, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, reduced risk, research, semaglutide, weight loss

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automation, Biomes, Community Events, Conquest, Contest, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchantments, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, minecraft 1.20, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Skills, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.20
Features	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord	Join our Discord

About Conquest SMP

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems.
How can I expand my inventory?	Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space.
What are custom enchantments?	Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed.
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Are there community events?	Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun.