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SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3695
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ores Mined:	8435
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

backyard gardening, gardening etiquette, Home Depot, LANDSCAPING, landscaping responsibilities, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly conflict, neighborly relations, organic tomatoes, peacekeeping efforts, plant maintenance, plant ownership, plant removal, property boundaries, property line, property ownership, Server, tomato plants, vegetable garden, vegetable patch, VeggieVandal

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	2372	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4962	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	814405
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4349
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Farms Harvested:	871	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

Uncharted Horizons

Active players, admins, build battles, Community, Creative mode, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable Experience, Events, Friendly staff, fun server, in-game prizes, Minigames, multiplayer, Safe server, small team, Suggestions, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Animals Bred:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	81	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

The Server Uncharted Horizons is a server of a small team of admins in which strive to make the server an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays. Our server is Whitelist only where we only allow players who wont cause problems in order to make it a safe and fun server. Join our discord that’s linked to join now! All players who join can add their own update in our suggestions channel to get in-game prizes!

us2.falixserver.net:29633

🍄 CubeCadia: Where Creepers Laugh, and Players Cry! Join us for the ultimate chaos!

Biomes, Boss, BUILD, Chaos, Cherry, Community, CREEPERS, cry, CubeCadia, Discord, Explore, Farming, Fishing, Friendly, Jobs, Join, LAUGH, level up, luxurious items, Players, PlayStation, Plugins, Quests, Rewards, shopping district, smp, sniffer pets, Trailer, Ultimate

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4811
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight
Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp
Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms
Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards
Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19 – 1.20.6
Is there a friendly community of players?	Yes, CubeCadia has a friendly community of players
Can I play on different devices?	Yes, you can play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation
Are there daily quests available?	Yes, there are daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests