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Lucky Dying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	209	Dimension Hops:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for thrill-seekers and adrenaline junkies!

Join us if you want to experience the exhilarating rush of narrowly escaping death by falling debris from a ballistic missile! That’s right, our server is so action-packed that even the sky is not safe from danger. But don’t worry, our respawn rate is lightning fast so you can get right back into the chaos without missing a beat.

If you’re looking for a server where every moment is a heart-pounding adventure, then this is the place for you. Who needs boring old quests and peaceful villages when you can have explosions and near-death experiences on a daily basis? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

CraftyToolbox – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful thing that has ever come into your life – diamonds! Yes, that’s right, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and you can build your entire house out of them if you want. But be careful, because the diamond creepers are always lurking around, ready to steal your precious gems.

Not only that, but we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples that give you super powers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful and insane things you’ve ever seen in your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyFun

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Towns Built:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens armed with swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what craziness awaits you next? The only way to find out is to join us and start laughing your way to victory!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4108	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. u know why? cuz we got spies from germany and china, like, fighting over airport details in minecraft. u gotta join this server to see the drama unfold, man. will the woman get away with it? will the spy be caught? who knows, bro. but one thing’s for sure, u won’t find this kind of crazy shiz anywhere else. so come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the airport spies. it’s gonna be wild, dude.

NATOcraft: S.Korea’s Debut!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	574488	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got S. Korea coming to attend NATO defense ministers’ meeting for the FIRST TIME EVER!!! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff right there. imagine all the shenanigans that will go down when you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly S. Korea pops in to discuss defense strategies. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet creeper named Bob. don’t miss out, join now!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

x3un.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ores Mined:	8945

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary players like Gragas, Neeko, and Trundle. Rumor has it that they’re planning a massive cosplay party in the Nether, and you’re invited! Don’t miss out on the chance to party with your favorite champions.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Ann-Sivir-sarys – they’re known for throwing the best surprise parties in the game!

HateCraft SMP: She Sings About Minecraft Hate and Dislikes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the players are as unpredictable as a glitchy redstone contraption.

Our Queen Bee admin is a total diva, constantly serenading us with songs about how much she despises her fans and thinks they’re all trash. But hey, at least she’s honest, right? Who needs love and support when you can have a ruler who roasts you on the daily?

If you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses, come join us for some real entertainment. We’ve got rival factions fighting over who has the best pixel art, secret alliances forming to overthrow the admin, and more drama than a soap opera set in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, all’s fair in love and blocky warfare!

CraftyStepsisterNoNo

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	202	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Potions Brewed:	90	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and drama-free? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry and project partner drama like never before!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and find yourself in a virtual classroom with your stepsister, who is fuming because you refused to be her project partner. Will you team up with her and mend your virtual relationship, or will you stick with your best friend and face the consequences of family drama?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic study buddy battles, where you must choose between loyalty to your family or your friendships. Will you make the right choice and come out on top, or will you face the wrath of your virtual family members?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of family dynamics in the world of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today! 🎮🤣

GiftGuru on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	155
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Join our SMP and start raking in the diamonds like a boss! We’ve got villagers selling enchanted gear for dirt cheap prices, so you can flex on all your friends without breaking the bank. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make you richer than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the wealthiest player on the server – join now and start ballin’ on a budget!