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Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Star Shards Collected:	281

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	171
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Star Shards Collected:	279
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Emeralds Found:	250	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mines Excavated:	4880	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7705	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7387
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	79
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5228
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	5979	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Potions Brewed:	107	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!