CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults

America, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, CraftyIQs, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, derogatory terms, global perceptions, global perspectives, hot, insult, insults, INTELLECT, intelligence, intelligence insults, intelligence levels, intelligence measurements, intelligence shaming, international insults, IQ comparisons, Room temperature IQ, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	449
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

Pee2PurifyCraft

#sustainability, astronaut gear, drinking water, Dune stillsuits, environmental impact, future technology, futuristic design, innovation, Nasa Artemis program, Pee2PurifyCraft, prototype design, renewable resources, science advancements, space exploration, Space missions, space technology, Space Travel, spacesuit, urine recycling, water conservation, water purification

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	117
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have spacesuits that turn pee into water like in the movie dune. imagine surviving in the desert and peeing in your suit only to drink it later. it’s like magic but with science. come play with us and experience the future of hydration. NASA is shook at our innovation. pee-pee water for the win!

Join Server26 – Where the only thing being reset is our players’ sleep schedules! No Teleporting, just friendly chaos since 2015!

Armorstands, bone blocks, Chaos, ELYTRA, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enderdragon, Friendly, germany, Ghasts, harbor, intel, Join, NVMe SSD, Paper, Players, RAM, recolor glass, Reset, schedules, Server26, Sleep, smp, Teleporting, villager

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Main Guideline	Leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Community

Laid back rules, close knit community, events, and help available from staff and players.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience, no warps, long term projects, no map resets.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with Intel i9-9900k, 128GB RAM, 1TB NVMe SSD, uses Paper for server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, chest shop plugin, and various datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server for players 18+ only?	Yes, please be 18 or older to join.
Do you offer any donation perks?	No, there are no donation perks or admin shops on the server.
Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?	No, those features are not available on this server.
Is the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset.
Are there public farms available?	Yes, there are lots of public farms on the server.

TearsCraft Minecraft Server

60fps mods, Best Way to Play, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, gaming enhancements, gaming experience, gaming forums, gaming graphics, Gaming Mods, gaming on PC, gaming optimization, gaming performance, gaming setup, Minecraft, PC Gaming, PC gaming mods, pc gaming tips, Server, tears of the kingdom, tears of the kingdom gameplay, Tears of The Kingdom mods, TearsCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We have 60fps mods that will make your game look so smooth, you’ll think you’re actually living in the blocky world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about getting sued for pirating, because on our server, anything goes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for anything, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

GovtSecrets Minecraft Server

#announcement, ALERT, Banking, Currency, Document, economic reset, Economy, finance, Financial Stability, financial system, global currency reset, global economy, government agency, GovtSecrets, Minecraft, Monetary system, OCC, official document, policy, Preparation, Quantum Financial System, regulations, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Items Found:	6281	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4783	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and secret government documents!

Ever wanted to be part of a global currency reset? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is preparing for the arrival of the Quantum Financial System, and you can be right in the middle of all the action. Trade diamonds for bitcoin, build your own secret underground bunker, and uncover the truth behind the mysterious government agency documents that have been circulating.

Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride!

DressDebt Minecraft Server

Adult, Alteration, Borrowing, college student, comfort, dress, DressDebt, fashion company, free clothing, Holes, husband, knee length, long top, Minecraft, Mini Dress, mistake, original state, reimbursement, Server, silk, STEPDAUGHTER, tight fit, Upset

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories like the tale of the Silk Mini Dress Debacle!

Imagine a world where a daughter borrows a dress from her stepmom, alters it without permission, and causes a fashion frenzy! Will the dress ever be the same again? Will the stitches be removed without leaving holes? Find out on our server, where even the smallest mishaps lead to big drama!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of the next great Minecraft saga!

Stepdad’s Forgotten Kids Server

abandonment, anger, Communication, Conflict, emotions, family, forgiveness, Forgotten, Grief, Help, Illness, Jealousy, Kids, MONEY, parents, relationship, Resentment, Server, Siblings, Stepdads, stepkids, Support, support system, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with resentment, jealousy, and kidney issues – oh my!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, with a touch of chaos and a sprinkle of family dysfunction. Witness the epic showdown between a dad, his kids, and his stepkids as they navigate through awkward family dynamics and unresolved childhood trauma.

But wait, there’s more! Help out with money for treatments, mock your dad, and tell him to go to hell – all while building your dream virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

So come on down to our server and join the dysfunctional fun! Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? See you there, drama llamas!

UglyCraft Minecraft Server

appearance insecurities, attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, conventionally ugly, cultural beauty ideals, facial features, fashion sense, Minecraft, negative self-perception, personal grooming, physical appearance, physical flaws, self esteem, self worth, Server, signs of ugliness, social acceptance, societal norms, UglyCraft, unattractive traits

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being called conventionally ugly in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most beautiful blocky character in the virtual world! Our server is so visually stunning that even the creepers stop exploding just to admire your pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly gain +10 charisma and a flawless complexion. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your real-life ugliness and hello to your new blocky beauty on our server!

Pixel Love Shack

charming, Cheesy, Clever, compliments, conversation starter, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, ice breaker, lines that don’t, lines that work, love, pick up lines, PIXEL, relationships, romance, Shack, Smooth, smooth moves, smooth operator, smooth talker, Suave, sweet talk, Witty

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! And speaking of lighting up worlds, you should totally join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and a note that said, “Use these to mine your way to victory!” And guess what? That player went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our magical pickaxes! So if you want to experience epic adventures, meet quirky players, and maybe even find some enchanted pickaxes of your own, come join us on our server! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough 😉.

ComradeCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, betrayal consequences, betrayal in war, betrayed comrades, children’s hospital strike, ComradeCraft, Conflict Resolution, consequences of betrayal, ethical decision-making, international law, loyalty, military code, military ethics, military loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, moral responsibility, Russian soldier, Server, soldier’s dilemma, soldier’s duty, war crime, wartime atrocities

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian soldier is all like, “Yo, I can’t believe we’re bombing this children’s hospital, that’s messed up, man.” And then he straight up betrays his comrades and joins this epic Minecraft server, because, like, he needs a place to escape the craziness of war, you know?

On this server, you can build the most insane structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot.

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of llamas who wear top hats and monocles, and they throw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever he goes.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with adventure, betrayal, and llamas in fancy hats, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Join now and let the madness begin!

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