James Maddison 2022/23 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

blocktopia, Book, Hidden Gem, Impactful, learning, lessons, Life, life changing, life lesson, Movie, Overlooked, Underrated, underrated book, underrated film, underrated gem, underrated lesson, underrated media, underrated movie, underrated read, underrated story, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchantments Applied:	147	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	5013	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

bold, Bongo, bongo drummer, CHEEKY, Clever, Creative, DATING, Drummers, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, memorable, Minecraft, Music, percussionist, pick up line, playful, Rent, rent’s due, Server, slap that ass, Smooth, Unique, Witty

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mines Excavated:	3594
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	349189
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7792

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Votes:	4524
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	65	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”