James Dorton – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyMilitiaFail

Air Force, Army, blunder, consequences, CraftyMilitiaFail, Decision making, Defense, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Government, History, Incompetence, leadership, lessons learned, Military, mistake, national security, Navy, strategy, War

Come join our Minecraft server where the military is run by a bunch of chickens wearing tiny army hats! Watch as they try to strategize their way through battles with nothing but their clucks and pecks. It’s a hilarious sight to see!

Our server is also home to the infamous “TNT Tornado” event, where players can summon a tornado made entirely of TNT to wreak havoc on the land. It’s chaos at its finest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas that have been trained in the art of combat. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t underestimate their fighting skills!

So come join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BalticCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Baltic Sea, BalticCraft, cable laying, Communication, cooperation, Damage, DiSRuPtiON, electricity, ENERGY, Estonia, finland, Incident, Infrastructure, International, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, power cable, Repair, Server, submarine cables, Underwater

lolz come join our minecraft server if u wanna experience the thrill of being in the middle of a power cable hit in the baltic sea! we promise u won’t get electrocuted cuz we got magical protection spells on our server! u can build ur own underwater base and pretend ur a mermaid or a submarine captain! swim with the fishes and explore the wreckage of the power cable! who needs land when u can live under the sea on our server?! join now for a shocking good time!

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CyberCraft Airlines

Airline (Industry), Airlines, aviation security, cyber defense, cyber incident, cyber resilience, cyber threats, cyberattack, cybercraft, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, data security, HACKING, Information Security, it security, Japan Airlines, japan news, malware attack, network security, technology news

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, dragons flying around and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we have this epic storyline where Japan Airlines got hit by a cyberattack and now the whole server is in chaos. you gotta join and help save the day, bro. plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds just waiting for you to mine. and if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this crazy cyberattack world!

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Streamer SMP

Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplaying, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Streamer, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Kitchensink Pack
Mods	215
Minecraft Version	1.20.1

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist only?	Yes, the server is whitelist only.
How many mods does the server have?	The server has 215 mods.
What type of Minecraft pack is it?	It is a kitchensink pack.
How can I join the server?	Use this discord link: Streamer SMP Fan Discord (Form to join is here)

CraftVerse 1.21.1

1.21.1, anger, annoyance, annoyance with others, Argument, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, Craftverse, dealing with difficult people, disagreement, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, lack of understanding, miside, misunderstanding, perplexity, Problem, Tension

Yo, listen up you blocky gamers, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why? Because it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos.

Imagine mining for diamonds while being chased by a herd of zombie chickens. Yeah, that’s the kind of wild shit you can expect on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like a full-on warzone out there, with players riding pigs into battle and throwing exploding sheep at each other.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet all kinds of wacky characters, from deranged villagers to talking creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just don’t blame us if you start questioning your sanity.

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Maybe Fleshtubers Minecraft SMP

alternative view, bad, controversial, different perspective, different view, fleshtubers, fleshy, maybe, Minecraft, not that bad, opinion, perspective, reconsider, reconsideration, reconsidering, reevaluation, second thought, smp, tuber haters, tuber lovers, tuberous, tubers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. They partied all night long, busting out their best dance moves and laughing until their sides hurt. And that’s just a regular Tuesday night on our server!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe fleshtubers aren’t that bad after all!

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SMPJoyRide – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, leisure, life experience, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, SMPJoyRide, Tranquility

Bro, have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times? It’s like living in a pumpkin spice dream world, except with creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right?

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. They have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks and everything. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a legendary treasure hunt where you have to find the golden carrot of destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, that’s right, THE Notch.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. Who needs simple pleasures when you can have insane adventures like these, am I right? See you in the pumpkin patch, bro.

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XmasGrindCraft: Boss AFK, We Slay!

Afk, Boss, boss behavior, boss expectations, boss gratitude, boss support, Christmas shifts, Christmas work, Christmas work culture, Christmas work pressure, Christmas work rewards, Christmas work-life balance, holiday shifts, holiday work, holiday work challenges, holiday work ethics, holiday work motivation, holiday work sacrifices, holiday working conditions, People who work on Christmas, slay, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

Are you tired of working on Christmas while your boss is off sipping eggnog on a beach somewhere? Well, join our Minecraft server where Santa is the boss and he’s always watching to make sure everyone is spreading holiday cheer! Instead of working overtime, you’ll be building gingerbread houses and riding flying reindeer around the virtual North Pole. Plus, if you’re on the naughty list, you might just end up in a snowball fight with the Grinch himself. So ditch your boring job and come join the festive fun on our server!

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EstoniaFinland Electric Minecraft Server

blackout, Connection, cross-border, DISRUPTED, DiSRuPtiON, Electric, electricity, ENERGY, Estonia, EstoniaFinland, Fingrid, finland, Grid, Incident, investigation, maintenance, Minecraft, OUTAGE, power, Repair, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Vandalism

so, liek, u kno how electricity is suposed to go from estonia to finland, rite? well sum dum-dums decided to mess with the wires and now the connection is all messed up. fingrid is all like “yo, sum1 prolly did sum vandalism sh*t” and now every1 is like “wut da heck, man?”

but u kno wut u shud do? u shud join our minecraft server! we got no vandalism here, just pure fun and craziness. build ur own electric connection between estonia and finland in minecraft and show fingrid how it’s done! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all dat good stuff. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!

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AssadmasCraft: Christians Unite!

Assad, AssadmasCraft, celebration, Christian Community, CHRISTIANS, Christmas mass, FAITH, fall of Assad, holiday season, Hope, MIDDLE EAST, minority group, persecution, religious ceremony, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious tolerance, Syria, Syrian, tradition, unite, war-torn country

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Syrian Christians are celebrating Christmas mass for the first time since the fall of Assad! Why should you join, you ask? Well, our server is so lit that even Santa himself is dropping by to mine some diamonds and slay some creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a snowman in our winter wonderland biome, it will come to life and start doing the Macarena. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the holiday shenanigans begin!

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