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TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Animals Bred:	21
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	174
Star Shards Collected:	152	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Emeralds Found:	464
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mines Excavated:	3090
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

Body Mass Index, Chub, club, Crafty, disease classification, expert report, health, Medical research, obesity, obesity causes, obesity complications, obesity diagnosis, Obesity epidemic, obesity impact, obesity management, obesity prevention, obesity risks, obesity statistics, obesity stigma, obesity treatment, obesity trends, pixels, public health, slimming, weight management

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.