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Secret jalopnik Minecraft Servers

  • NanoWastedCraft

    NanoWastedCraft

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    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got tiny peeps who save mad cash on booze and drugs! Why waste money on gettin’ wasted when u can join us and build epic tiny houses and ride tiny horses?! Plus, our mini players are like little warriors, takin’ on giant mobs with their tiny swords and armor. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, fam! Join now and be part of the tiny revolution!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrainCraftCureless

    BrainCraftCureless

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?

    oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.

    so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlueberrySMP – Join the misadventures of Hermitcraft wannabes, no creepers allowed!

    BlueberrySMP – Join the misadventures of Hermitcraft wannabes, no creepers allowed!

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    About Us:

    We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

    Our Ideas:

    Plugin Description
    Drop Heads Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
    SinglePlayerSleep Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
    Armor Stand Tools Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
    DiscordSRV Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!
    Coreprotect Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
    Simple VoiceChat Allows players to speak in close proximity in-game with each other.
    Axgraves Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death.

    Community:

    At Azure SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

    Commitment to The Vanilla Experience:

    Azure SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

    Application Process:

    Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:

    1. Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.
    2. Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.
    3. In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

    To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

    Discord Invite Link

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TossCraft Minecraft Server

    TossCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every player is a pro at tossing items! Our players have such insane accuracy that they can throw a diamond across the map and have it land right in your inventory. It’s like they have a built-in aimbot for tossing!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary player known as “The TossMaster.” Rumor has it that he once threw a stack of TNT into a creeper’s mouth from 100 blocks away and blew up an entire village in one shot. He just doesn’t miss!

    Join us if you want to test your tossing skills against the best of the best. Who knows, you might even become the next tossHe just doesn’t miss champion! Just be prepared for some epic battles and crazy tosses that will leave you in awe. See you on the server, and remember: don’t blink or you might miss the toss of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cultural Emoji Minecraft Server

    Cultural Emoji Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs while juggling TNT, or compete in epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing villagers who throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SorryNotSorryCraft

    SorryNotSorryCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, passive-aggressive messages, and heart attacks (not in-game, hopefully).

    Our server is perfect for those who love a good old-fashioned family drama mixed with a side of Minecraft adventures. Will your son apologize before the next creeper blows up your base? Will your daughter-in-law finally understand the importance of family time over her father’s plans? Find out on our server!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart (literally, considering the heart attack incident). Join now and witness the most intense family dynamics you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who needs PvP battles when you have family members fighting over who should apologize first? Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and blocky fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FictiFriendz

    FictiFriendz

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    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and need a buddy to help you slay creepers and build epic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have any fictional character as your best friend! Imagine building a castle with Batman or going on mining adventures with SpongeBob SquarePants. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RussianRefugeeRush

    RussianRefugeeRush

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    OMG, u know what’s crazier than that? 650,000 people have reportedly joined our Minecraft server since last week! Like, we’re basically the Russia of Minecraft servers, except way cooler and with way less invasions!

    Join us and be part of the epic migration away from boring servers and into the land of endless fun and chaos. We’ve got so many players, it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have a good time.

    Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle or a game of spleef. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So why wait? Leave Russia behind and join the exodus to our Minecraft server. Who needs political drama when you can have blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will last a lifetime? Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VehicleVirtuoso

    VehicleVirtuoso

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    Join our epic Minecraft server where your character can operate anything and everything they come across, just like Franklin from GTA 5! Want to fly a plane? No problem! Want to drive a tank? Easy peasy! Want to ride a submarine? Sure thing!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. Join us for a night of dancing, music, and maybe even a little bit of mob drama.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PaperCraftPower

    PaperCraftPower

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    Yo, you gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! It’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. We got so many cool features that will blow your mind!

    First off, our server runs on zinc-air batteries created from paper industry waste. Like, how insane is that? We’re literally saving the planet while we game, yo. And don’t worry, we made sure the batteries won’t explode or anything (hopefully).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat. Rumor has it he’s actually a wizard in disguise, using his magical powers to create epic structures.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. Let’s get mining, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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