jalopnik – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
27500214, COOOOOOM, CraftyCraze, GIF, guys, Minecraft, Need, reminder, Server, Women
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens breakdancing! Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away! And rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is the best DJ in town!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride full of laughs, surprises, and unforgettable moments! Remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves COOOOOOM>>>/gif/27500214!

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BlockBillion Minecraft Server
big budget, billion dollars, BlockBillion, blockbuster, Cinema, creative project, directorial debut, dream come true, FANTASY, film industry, Hollywood, jackpot, lottery winner, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, movie sequel, Riches, screenwriting, script writing, sequel concept, sequel idea, Server, success
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like winning a billion dollar lottery!
Join us and you’ll be transported into a world where you can make your wildest dreams come true. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? You got it. Want to create a movie sequel where you’re the hero who saves the world with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? We’ve got you covered.
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a billion dollars when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips?

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EmotionlessCraft
#impatience, anger, animosity, annoyance, bitterness, Contempt, discontent, disgust, displeasure, EmotionlessCraft, envy, Frustration, hatred, hostility, Irritation, Jealousy, Malice, Resentment, Revenge, Vindictiveness., Wrath
Are you tired of feeling emotions like a regular human? Do you wish you could just delete one and be done with it? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the power to permanently delete any emotion you choose!
Join us and say goodbye to pesky feelings like sadness, anger, or even boredom. Imagine a world where you can mine and build without a care in the world, because you’ll never have to worry about feeling anything ever again.
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you rid yourself of emotions, but you can also participate in epic battles against giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even befriend a talking block of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where emotions are a thing of the past, and insanity is the new normal.

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OkiWawaSexCrimesCraft
Accountability, alleged, Ambassador, Apology, criminal behavior, diplomatic relations, international incident, investigation, Japan, Justice, military personnel, military presence, misconduct, okinawa, Okinawan community., OkiWawaSexCrimesCraft, regret, sex crimes, united states, US envoy
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a roller coaster! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you unlimited steak!
our server is so lit that even the US envoy to Japan is expressing regret over not joining sooner. we have military personnel in Okinawa building epic bases and battling it out in intense PvP matches.
if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players, then come on down to our server and join the fun! you won’t regret it, just like the US envoy regretting missing out on all the action!

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1stNot1stUser
1stNot1stUser, digital footprint, duplicate, ending in 1, first user, name.., not the first, online identity, online presence, Repetition, social media, Unique, User, username, username conventions, username history, username patterns, username trends, username uniqueness, username variations
hEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS. AND IF U WIN, U GET A DIAMOND SWORD THAT CAN SHOOT LASER BEAMS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL MAGIC POTIONS? YEAH, IT’S PRETTY EPIC.
ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A PACK OF WEREWOLVES SPAWNS AND U CAN TEAM UP WITH THEM TO RAID OTHER PLAYERS’ BASES. IT’S WILD, MAN.
SO, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE ALL THIS INSANITY AND MORE, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! AND REMEMBER, THE USERNAME ENDING IN “1” IS THE TRUE LEGEND AROUND HERE.

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Solaria: Where Vanilla and Anarchy have a semi-awkward love child

Anarchy, child, love, Minecraft Server Discord Vanilla Anti cheat Whitelist Bans Hack clients Commands Phantoms Spawn radius Sleep percentage Seed Item frame dupe Instructions Join date Playtime Whisper Reply Spawn, Semi Vanilla, semiawkward, Solaria, Vanilla

Solaria Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mc.promptt.org:25565
Features	Mostly Vanilla with chat manager and relaxed anti-cheatNo whitelistNo bans ever (Hack clients welcomed)
Discord	Discord Invite Link
Commands	/kill \| /joindate \| /spawn \| /playtime \| /whisper or /w \| /reply or /r
Config	Phantoms disabledspawnRadius 300sleepPercentage 10Seed: -2030680423
Item Frame Dupe	Instructions here

FAQ

1. Is there a whitelist for the server?

No, there is no whitelist on Solaria.

2. Are hack clients allowed on the server?

Yes, hack clients are welcomed on Solaria as there are no bans for them.

3. What are the available commands on the server?

Some of the available commands include /kill, /joindate, /spawn, /playtime, /whisper, /reply.

4. Can I join the Discord server for a better experience?

Absolutely! Join the Discord server using the provided invite link for the full experience.

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server
accident prone, balcony fall, brain damage, brain health, brain trauma, childhood injuries, climbing accidents, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive test, head injuries, medical history, medical recommendations, Minecraft, monkey child, MonkeyCraft, past injuries, personal struggles, playhouse mishap, Server, stitches, traumatic experiences, untreated concussions
Are you tired of constantly falling and hitting your head in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and fall off cliffs, jump into walls, and climb on top of the tallest structures without any consequences!
Our server is so realistic, you’ll swear you actually broke your arm or suffered a concussion every time you take a tumble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, our doctors in-game will give you a cognitive test just for kicks. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for pixelated brain teasers!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of reckless behavior without any of the real-life consequences. Just watch out for those creepers, they can be a real headache!

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VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server
Anime models, Avatar Resources, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, LewdCraft, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OP Template, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Previous thread, Real Ejaculate, Server, Speed Mating, tierlist, virtual reality, VRC Fury, Wholesome SPS configurator
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate” world.
Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models that will make your wildest dreams come true. And don’t worry, our furry thread is just down the block for all you animal lovers out there.
Need some guidance on avatars? Check out our handy guide to avatars utilizing the VCC, or download OpenVR Advanced Settings for some next-level play.
But that’s not all! We’ve got VRC Fury to simplify toggles and animations, Wholesome SPS configurator to set up SPS sockets automatically, and Custom PCS and LMS for some hilarious noises during play.
Want to express yourself with facial expressions based on your hand positions? ComboGestureExpressions has got you covered. And if you’re into Coom over IP devices, check out OSCGoesBrrr for all your connecting needs.
Feeling NSFW? NSFWGogoLoco is perfect for those three-pointers, and Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 will keep your shaders up to date.
And let’s not forget about the Physbones tutorial for some jiggling titties and floppy cocks. Plus, we’ve got a male/boy model list and a tier list to keep you in the loop.
Join us for our upcoming event, Speed Mating on August 24th, where you can meet your virtual match!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember, what happens in virtual reality, stays in virtual reality.

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New Server IP
DadCraft – No Visits Allowed!
Allowed, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, dad, DadCraft, family, Father, Food, grudge, Meals, parenting, relationships, sharing, Son, stepmother, Sunday, visitation, Visiting, visits
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing food with your dad’s wife is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! We believe in fostering family bonds through apricot chicken and diamond mining.
Join us and experience the thrill of cooking up delicious meals for your stepmom, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with your Minecraft family?
Don’t let arguments over sharing food ruin your relationship with your dad’s wife – come join our server and show them how it’s done! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some rare loot to share with your virtual family. It’s a win-win situation!

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Banned: Minecraft Server
AUTHORITY, Ban, banned, CHANGE, control, controversial, debate, decision, enforce, Ethics, Government, illegal, Impact, Justice, Legal, legislation, Minecraft, morality, power, restriction, rule, Server, society
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just so…legal? Well, look no further because on our server, we are banning the most outrageous thing ever – mining diamonds! That’s right, no more digging for those shiny blue rocks, because on our server, diamonds are strictly off-limits.
But that’s not all! We also have a rule that makes it illegal to build anything taller than a single block. Say goodbye to skyscrapers and hello to tiny, cramped houses that barely fit a bed and a crafting table.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes. They have their own llama mafia and if you cross them, you’ll find yourself banned faster than you can say “llama drama.”
So come join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

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