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CookieCraft Minecraft Server

christmas gift, Communication, considerate gesture, CookieCraft, COOKIES, donation, expressing gratitude, family friend, food waste, gift giving, hard-earned money, holiday gift, holiday tradition, hurt feelings, Minecraft, polite communication, second mother, Server, stale cookies, thoughtful gesture, thoughtful gift, unwanted gift, wasting food

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted gifts like stale cookies from a well-meaning family friend! Join us for a chance to escape the cookie dilemma and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities.

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect gift for Emily that doesn’t involve baked goods that taste like cardboard. Build a cookie fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gifts, or start a charity in-game to donate virtual cookies to those in need.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – our virtual world is a safe space to express your thoughts and feelings without the fear of being labeled as the asshole. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let’s build a world where stale cookies are a thing of the past!

CreepyDrivingInstaAITAH

20 year old, 50 year old, Account.., AITAH, Argument, creepy, CreepyDrivingInstaAITAH, driving instructor, Enabling, favorites, Girlfriend, Harassment, lesbians, Minors, Pervy, Risk, social media, Telling, test, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1921
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ores Mined:	9977

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the creepy driving instructor drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs with your friends. Who needs a driving instructor when you can ride pigs and horses around the virtual world?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about any 50-year-old instructors creeping on you on TikTok. Our moderators are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and will ban any players who make inappropriate comments about minors or lesbians.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs driving lessons when you can drive a virtual minecart through a maze of tunnels? Let’s block and roll!

PleasureCraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, Guilty, guilty pleasure, idiosyncratic, indulgence, odd, Off Kilter, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, PleasureCraft, quirky, rare, secret pleasure, smp, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Do you secretly enjoy watching creepers explode and destroy everything you’ve built? Do you get a thrill out of accidentally hitting your friends with a diamond sword and watching them plummet to their doom? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. From epic pranks to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that will make your head spin (literally), a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your precious diamonds or turn your house into a giant lava pit. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockBusterBust

Blockbuster films, BlockBusterBust, Box Office Hits, cinema critique, cinematic disappointments, film criticism, film debate, film industry, Hollywood hype, Movie analysis, movie buzz, movie discussion, movie opinions, movie ratings, movie recommendations, movie reviews, movie trends, overhyped movies, overrated classics, overrated movies, popular films

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Join our Minecraft server where we debate the most overrated movies while building epic structures made entirely out of popcorn and soda cups! We once had a player who built a giant replica of the Titanic just to sink it in a pool of lava – now that’s dedication to hating a movie! So come join us and let’s trash talk Hollywood blockbusters while crafting our own cinematic masterpieces in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyPropagandaFactory

activism, civil rights, CraftyPropagandaFactory, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, government censorship, Hungarians, journalism ethics, Media bias, media manipulation, media reform., Political unrest, press freedom, propaganda factory, protest, public opinion, public outcry, social movement, state media, unbiased press

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Potions Brewed:	74	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!

Blocky World Quest: System Justification

blocky, comparative politics, Cross-cultural, Cultural differences, data analysis, empirical research, global studies, government systems, hypotheses, international relations, justification, Multiculturalism, Nations, political ideologies, political psychology, Quest, research methodology, social attitudes, social psychology, societal beliefs, statistical analysis, System, system justification, world, world politics

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	160	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER, IT’S LIKE A CROSS-CULTURAL EXPERIENCE BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE’VE GOT PLAYERS FROM 42 NATIONS ALL COMING TOGETHER TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS TOGETHER.

YOU’LL BE TESTED ON YOUR ABILITY TO JUSTIFY SYSTEMS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. WHO NEEDS REALITY TV WHEN YOU CAN HAVE REALITY MINECRAFT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EMBARK ON AN INSANE JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU QUESTIONING EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT MINECRAFT AND LIFE ITSELF. LET’S GET CRAFTY!

Silvermons: Where Pixels and Pokemons collide for epic quests, battles, and hilarity! Join now!

1.16.5, Battle Tower, Battles, Champion’s Gauntlet, collide, competitive players, Curseforge, ELITE 4, Epic, friendly community, Gyms, Hilarity, Join, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon Reforged, pixels, Player Gym, pokemons, Quests, Rank progression, server ip, Silvermons, Tournaments

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Silvermons
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Version	Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Brief Overview

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does Silvermons run on?

Silvermons runs Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Is Silvermons pay-to-win?

No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that provides a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

What makes Silvermons different from other Pixelmon servers?

Silvermons features a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, and Fun Events, providing a unique and diverse gameplay experience.

How can I join Silvermons?

You can join Silvermons by connecting to the server IP play.silvermons.com using the Pixelmon Modpack.

Brit Feel Minecraft Server

anal care, anal exploration, anal milking, anal play, anal pleasure, anal stimulation, Brit, britfeel, british culture, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, British society, Edition, emotions, feel, feelings, Milking, milking experience, milking process, milking techniques, Minecraft, Server, uk

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

ass-fucked, Bombing, Country, fear-mongering, get real, iran, Iranian, Israel, kill, learn, Minecraft, morons, multiple times, Nuclear, nuclear plants, Official, Plant, prankster, pretty much no one, proceed, rare instances, retards, smp, won’t do shit, ww3

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Animals Bred:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

EraseMyBlocks Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, Decision making, do-over, erase button, EraseMyBlocks, FANTASY, hindsight, hypothetical, Improvement, Life, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past, redo, Reflection, regrets, second chance, smp, starting over, undo, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life? Do you wish you could hit the reset button and start over? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride where you can erase all your troubles and start fresh in a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. Or how about the time our resident prankster filled the entire spawn area with chickens wearing sunglasses? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and even attend virtual parties hosted by our very own party llama, Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Hit that join button and let the craziness begin! Who needs an erase button when you can just escape to our insane Minecraft SMP instead?