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AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mines Excavated:	2318
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!