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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1383 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)