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PixelCraft: PS5 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1636
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build the most insane structures imaginable? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So why waste your time on that crappy PS5 when you could be flying high on our server, collecting precious gems dropped from the sky by our fabulous flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs a PS5 when you have flying diamond-pooping pigs, am I right?

HolyCraft SMP: Islam is a Christian Heresy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	186
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the virtual world! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Rumor has it they have a llama leader named Carl who wears a top hat and monocle. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

But that’s not all! We also have a faction of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly squawking about their rights. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a group of villagers who have started a cult dedicated to turning everything into cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Everywhere. It’s both delicious and slightly terrifying.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on Carl the llama.

JobHunters Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking for an escape from the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your lazy spouse!

Imagine a world where you can work on your construction skills without working 70 hours a week. Our server offers a stress-free environment where you can relax, have fun, and actually get more than 5 hours of sleep a night.

No more arguments about who should be working and who should be staying at home. On our server, everyone pitches in to create a harmonious community. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful spouses who think taking care of the house is a full-time job.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our Minecraft server!

NoNeighborNoEntryCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	1058
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this neighbor drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being a doorman in a virtual world. Knock on doors, buzz buzz buzz, and let your friends in (or not, we won’t judge).

But beware, just like in real life, there are consequences for not carrying your virtual key. Get ready for some intense door-knocking action and maybe even some angry rants from your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have this level of drama in Minecraft?

So come on in (with your key in hand) and join the fun! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will treat you like their virtual concierge. It’s a wild world out there, but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

MissileCraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	939	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, so like, imagine you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and mining for diamonds, right? And then BOOM, outta nowhere, Romania comes in with their $592 million missile deal and escalates their air defense capacity. Like, what even is happening?! But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from any missile attacks ’cause we got the best defense in town. Plus, you’ll get to witness some epic battles between creepers and villagers that’ll make your head spin. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the craziest one out there!

RailwayRushCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2288
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have a red sea crisis that drives a surge in russian railway freight. why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and excitement? hop on board and help us navigate through this wacky world where anything can happen. build your own railway empire and watch as the red sea crisis unfolds right before your eyes. trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

WiseCraft: Global Wisdom Hub

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Void Armor Forged:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	75	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! We’re talking wise like a wizard, wise like a grandpa with a long beard, wise like a cat that always lands on its feet. People from 12 countries and 5 continents have joined our server and they all agree – this is the place to be if you want to level up your wisdom game.

Our players are so wise, they can outsmart any creeper, outbuild any castle, and outmine any diamond. They’re like the Gandalfs of Minecraft, the Yodas of block-building, the Einsteins of pixelated worlds. And hey, if you join our server, you’ll be wise too! You’ll be making big brain plays, thinking deep thoughts, and considering other players’ feelings while you’re at it.

So come on, join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got wisdom? Who needs enchanted gear when you’ve got a big brain? Join now and start your journey to becoming the wisest player in all of blocky land!

Survivor’s Java Jive: Not Quite Vanilla, Definitely Not Decaf (1.21.1)

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Java Survival SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Java Survival SMP
Description	A multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience, with moderators and admins playing alongside the community without using commands for personal gain.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ

What sets Java Survival apart from other Minecraft servers?

Java Survival uses custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel compared to servers using common plugins like Essentials or GriefPrevention.

What are the server rules?

Rule	Description
No excessively offensive language	Players are expected to maintain a certain level of decorum in their language.
No politics or other controversial topics	Discussions on controversial topics are discouraged to maintain a positive environment.
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Fair gameplay is enforced to ensure a level playing field for all players.
Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect others’ builds and avoid causing intentional damage.
Do not build too close to other players	Give players ample space by avoiding building too close to their territory.
Be respectful to others and be kind!	Kindness and respect towards fellow players is an essential part of the community.
No advertising	Promotion of external servers or services is prohibited.

LeafyJewMD Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	737967
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Items Found:	1685
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server, where the only prescription is pure chaos! Join us and escape the clutches of evil doctors trying to force you into questionable vaccines. Our server is a safe haven for all non-vaxxies, where you can build, mine, and explore without fear of being labeled a terrorist. Plus, we have a special “Rope or Mexico” event where you can choose your own adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

RaoraRage in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchantments Applied:	108
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! But beware, because the evil Raora lurks in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a dance-off at any moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.