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Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	2527
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5493
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Towns Built:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	397
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	226	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Votes:	3209

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Votes:	5837	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	111
New Chunks Explored:	836112	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	26411

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!