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CO Craft Minecraft Server: Where Even the Creepers Wear Gas Masks

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2191
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the vehicle exhaust can’t handle it! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging deadly CO poisoning while building your dream world. Who needs boring old creepers when you can have a real-life danger lurking around every corner? So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Gratopia VS Hypixel

Adventure, Challenges, Community, custom gameplay, dynamic events, Economy, Exploration, friendly-atmosphere, Immersive, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	New Chunks Explored:	255180
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Hypixel VS Gratopia

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of mini-games	May lack a true survival experience
Frequent updates and events	Potential for lag due to high player count

Gratopia

Pros	Cons
Ultimate survival experience	May lack the variety of mini-games
Teams, Dungeons, Bosses, Custom Enchants	Smaller player base
Community of friendly players	Potential for slower updates

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Gratopia.

2. Which server offers a wider variety of mini-games?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of mini-games compared to Gratopia.

3. Which server provides a more immersive survival experience?

Gratopia is designed to provide the ultimate survival experience with features such as Teams, Dungeons, Bosses, Custom Enchants, and more.

GuacCraft: Where Mexican-American Women Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are Mexican-American women goated? Well, on our Minecraft server, they sure are! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes where you’ll encounter fierce warrior queens, expert builders, and taco-loving redstone wizards. Our community is as spicy as a jalapeño margarita, with events like llama rodeos, salsa dance-offs, and piñata parties. So come on down and see for yourself why our Mexican-American women are the true MVPs of the blocky world! Viva la Minecraft! 🌮🎉🇲🇽

MidnightCarMinecraftMadness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of watching horror movies alone in your car in the dark garage? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate horror adventure with your friends!

Picture this: instead of being alone in your car, you and your buddies can explore haunted mansions, creepy caves, and spooky forests together. Build your own fortress to protect yourselves from the undead and other terrifying creatures that lurk in the shadows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special mods that will make your heart race and your palms sweat. From jump scares to sudden ambushes, you never know what’s waiting for you around the corner.

So why wait until midnight to get your horror fix? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of survival in a world where every block could be your last. Who needs Evil Dead 2 when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat?

ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4507

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

UnfairCraft: Where everything is totally fair and definitely not rigged, we promise

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Animals Bred:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of fair! Join us for a wild ride where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all. But don’t worry, those pigs are just our friendly neighborhood thieves looking to add some chaos to your mining experience.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees have faces and tell the most ridiculous jokes? Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rainbow-colored sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made out of actual cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Fairness is overrated, come join the chaos!

Crushing Cores and Dreams since 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Cores, Crushing, dreams, Minigames

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	playctc.us
Description	A minigame server called CTC (Crush the Core) where players select kits with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian to win.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is CTC?

CTC stands for Crush the Core, a minigame on the server where players compete to destroy the other team’s obsidian.

How do I play CTC?

To play CTC, join the server at playctc.us, select a kit with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian at their base to win.

Can I manipulate the landscape in CTC?

Yes, unlike Overwatch, CTC allows players to manipulate the landscape, making the gameplay more interesting and fun.

Is there a map reset in CTC?

Yes, after a team wins by destroying the other team’s obsidian, the map resets and players start a new round of CTC.

Mine Down Under VS Hypixel

Australian, Chestshop, Community, crossplay, Currency, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Griefprevention, market, Npcs, Plugins, PvE, quality of life, Quests, rules, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Teleport, Wilderness

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Astral Projections Made:	4

Hypixel VS Mine Down Under

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can experience lag due to high player count
Regular updates and events	Can feel impersonal due to size

Mine Down Under

Pros	Cons
Australian server with friendly community	Smaller player base
Semi-vanilla experience	Limited minigames compared to Hypixel
Plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life	May not appeal to players looking for intense PvP or minigames

FAQ

Q: Which server has more players?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Mine Down Under.

Q: Can I play on Mine Down Under with Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, Mine Down Under has crossplay compatibility with both Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: Are there regular updates on Mine Down Under?

A: Updates vary but the server owner is active and adding new features.

Off Topic Craft: Where Threads Come to Die

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off an army of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring, normal servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Hopcraft: Where Cel hops into your heart and builds your dreams! LOL

adorable, animal, Builds, Bunny, Cel, cuddly, cute, dreams, Edition, Fluffy, Fun, Furry, Happy, Heart, HopCraft, HOPPY, Hops, Joyful, lol, love, pet, playful, Rabbit, SWEET

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Star Shards Collected:	94	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you ready to hop into a world of pure awesomeness? Our Minecraft server is like no other, with magical bunnies that will literally hop into your heart and make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride giant bunnies into battle, build castles made entirely out of carrots, and compete in bunny racing tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bunny slippers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunny disco where you can dance the night away with your fluffy friends. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Cel – Hops into your heart edition and let the bunny madness begin!