Jake and Amir Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

F16BountyHunters

aircraft, Attack, Bounty, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, f-16, F16BountyHunters, fighter jet, firm, Geopolitics, Military, MONEY, RETALIATION, REWARD, Russian, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we offer a $170,000 bounty for the destruction of the first F-16 in Ukraine! why? because we like to spice things up and make things interesting! imagine the thrill of taking down a military aircraft while playing minecraft, it’s like a real-life action movie but in blocky form! plus, who wouldn’t want to win that sweet cash prize? join now and become a legendary F-16 destroyer in the world of minecraft!

Cluckin’ Chaos Server

alarm clocks, Animals, Chaos, chickens, Cluckin, commotion, daily routine, dawn chorus, early risers, emotions, feelings, funny, Human Behavior, humor, morning, Noisy, Poultry, relatable, scream, Server, Understanding, Wake Up, waking up

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8061	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

So, like, you know how chickens be wakin’ up and screamin’ in the mornin’, right? Well, that’s exactly how you’ll feel when you join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even the chickens can’t handle it!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. It’s like a party in the mines, man!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers. They don’t explode, they just start breakdancing with the llamas. It’s a sight to see, let me tell ya!

Oh, and did I mention the pigs? They wear sunglasses and ride around on saddled chickens like they’re some kind of biker gang. It’s wild, dude!

So, if you wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you see llamas breakdancing with creepers? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my friend!

CraftyRoads: Vision Zero LOLZ

Business growth, city planning, community impact, CraftyRoads, economic development, economic impact, infrastructure upgrades, local businesses, lolz, pedestrian safety, Public Safety, road maintenance, road safety, seattle, Small Businesses, traffic accidents, traffic congestion, traffic improvements, traffic regulations, transportation safety, Urban planning, vision, Vision Zero projects

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1522

come join our epic minecraft server where we build roads safer than seattle after a wild taco truck rampage! our vision zero project is to make sure no more tacos are harmed in the making of our roads. join now to help us save the tacos and build the craziest minecraft city ever! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret taco dungeon hidden somewhere in the server… find it if you dare!

RetroMine Minecraft server

1.2.5, Minecraft, RetroMine, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Minecraft Server 1.2.5

65.21.9.198:25599

Procrastination SMP: For Players Who Keep Saying ‘I’ll Mine Tomorrow!’

Active, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Griefers, hackers, Ill, invite, Join, Mature, multiplayer, Play, Players, procrastination, Projects, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Tomorrow

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	7408	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Community Focus	Building projects and multiplayer gameplay
Server Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the main focus of the Minecraft server?

A: The main focus is on building projects and creating a friendly multiplayer community.

Q: Are there any specific rules that players must follow?

A: Yes, the server does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Players are expected to be respectful to others.

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: All members must join the discord server provided in the link above to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a specific theme or style of building on the server?

A: There are no specific themes or styles enforced, players are encouraged to be creative and build what they enjoy.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

childhood gaming, childhood memories, classic video games, early gaming experiences, early memories, favorite video games, first gaming experience, first videogame, Gaming, gaming beginnings, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pixelcraft, retro gaming, Server, video game, Video Game History, video game memories, videogame

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Remember that time you were just a wee little noob, trying to figure out how to jump in your first video game? Well, get ready to relive those glorious days on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as obsessed with building pixelated castles as you are.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, ready to challenge any player brave enough to take him on. Will you be the one to defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the adventures begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

PunishCraft Minecraft Server

Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal punishment, criminal rehabilitation, cultural impact, generational differences, justice system, law enforcement, Media consumption, Media influence, Media portrayal, Minecraft, PunishCraft, punishing criminals, punishment, Server, social norms, societal decay, societal decline, societal issues, societal values

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	3116	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	218
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring servers where punishing criminals is seen as a good thing? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a group of rebellious boomers who believe in letting criminals roam free and cause chaos in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane antics and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even become a criminal mastermind yourself! So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BroSisCraft, brother, Communication, date plans, disability, Doctor, family, hip injury, insensitivity, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Overtime, reconciliation, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, Retail, Server, sibling, tardiness, Wife, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of working in the same retail store as your brother, who always has a tardiness issue and a mysterious hip injury from a nasty fall. Will you be the responsible older brother, constantly picking up the slack and putting off date nights with your angry wife? Or will you be the rebellious younger brother, constantly trying to go home early and avoid closing shifts?

Witness the epic battle between brothers as they argue over who gets to go home early, with accusations of insensitivity and childish behavior flying left and right. Will you be the one to smooth things over with a surprise date night, or will you be labeled as the insensitive asshole by friends and coworkers?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling drama, retail shenanigans, and workplace conflicts like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this outrageous tale of brotherly love and workplace woes!

CupcakeWarsMC

best cupcake, children, Communication, cookie monster, cupcakes, CupcakeWarsMC, dessert, Etiquette, family dinner, family gatherings, husband, in-laws, Manners, parenting, Parenting styles, sharing, Social Skills, Son, teaching, teaching moments, Wife

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	774357
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring family dinners where you can’t even teach your son valuable life lessons like always going for the best cupcake? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we encourage taking the best of everything, whether it’s diamonds, resources, or even cupcakes with Cookie Monster faces on them!

We believe in teaching valuable life skills like greed, selfishness, and always striving for the best, just like this dad did with his son. Don’t settle for mediocre cupcakes or gameplay – come join us for an outrageous adventure where the best is always within reach!

So why wait? Join our server now and show everyone that you’re not afraid to take the best cupcake, or diamond, or whatever else you desire! It’s a cutthroat world out there, so why not start practicing now in the safety of Minecraft?

CashCows Minecraft Server

brand names, CashCows, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, impulse purchases, Keeping up with the Joneses, Luxury items, material possessions, Minecraft, nonessential items, overpriced products, retail therapy, Server, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, unnecessary upgrades, Waste of Money

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy enchanted sword, only to have it stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect all your precious loot from those green menaces! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your shiny diamonds. So why waste your money on anything else when you can join our server and have the most epic adventures in Minecraft history? Join now and become the richest player in the land!