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BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game

ancient Israelites, anti gay, BIBLE, BibleCraft, biblical interpretation, BLOCK, cultural practices, Game, gender, hebrew, Homosexuality, Leviticus 18:22, Marriage, multiple wives, patriarchs, POLYGYNY, religious beliefs, religious texts, same sex relationships, sexual situation, traditional values, Zakar

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	1978	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

🌈 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a wild time in the virtual world!

👩‍❤️‍👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!

🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉

LatinCraft: Where we build pixelated pyramids instead of walls!

American continent, Americanos, birth certificates, Brazil, BUILD, concept of race., Dominican, Latin America, LatinCraft, les Americains, Mexican, Mulatto, Nationality, North America, pixelated, progress, progressive, Propaganda, Pyramids, Race, racial democracy, Racial Issues, racism, walls

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where we strive to make the concept of race as obsolete as trying to find diamonds without a pickaxe! In this server, we embrace the idea of being one big happy family of blocky characters, regardless of our pixelated skin colors.

Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!

Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!

So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens Minecraft: Where Even Blocky Girls Have Standards

blocky, Character development, Cheaters, Chihayafuru, complex characters, CraftyQueens, EASY, female empowerment, Females, gender representation, Gender Roles, Girls, Innocence, Japanese culture, josei, Manga, Mangaka, Minecraft, slutty, societal expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Stereotypes, storytelling, women in media

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Towns Built:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of josei manga and dive into a world of pure innocence and fun!

Join us and leave behind the stereotypes of easy, slutty, and cheating females because on our server, everyone is a hero!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with players who value integrity and good vibes above all else.

So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next!

TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

Access, adult content, Alternatives, blocks, browsing, browsing habits, Censorship, CREEPERS, Entertainment, Hub, internet, ONLINE, Options, people, popular sites, porn, privacy, restrictions, streaming, TexanCraft, texas, Texas residents, Websites

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

America, American, danger, Decision making, Defense, Disaster, emergency, evacuation, fear, homeland security, House, Minecraft, nuclear war, Nuke, Panic, Party, Preparation, Protection, Safety, Server, Shelter, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, uncertainty

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Votes:	1042
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Farms Harvested:	997

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!

3D LIVE, Adventures, Art Tags, Await, Bae’s Twitter, Cheesy, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, Holo EN, merch, mind craft, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, RatCraft, zodiac

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	3900	Chimeras Created:	3
Ores Mined:	7879	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so epic that even the originals are shaking in their boots. With music that will make your ears sing and covers that will make your heart skip a beat, you won’t want to miss a single moment.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium like never before. Our podcasts will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From limited edition PC cases to promise swag that will make your friends jealous, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s craft some holo memories together. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Character development, Conquest, Crafty, Eroge, FANTASY, gameplay, h game, Hero, Historic, LOLtastic, Manga, Protagonist, Rance, role playing, romance, series, Server, strategy, video game, visual novel, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, autist, Crafty, CUDDLE, dream girl, Edition, High IQ, ICT, indie music, love, mid 20s, Minecraft, Nirvana cover band, norwegian, pure woman, Sperg, tradwife, vidya, VIRGINITY, welsh, working out, workplace accident

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ores Mined:	2444	Crops Grown:	4158
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!

Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.

But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.

As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.

Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!

The Blocky Spy Family – Code LOL

action, animated, Australia, blocky, Canada, Cinematic, Code, Code:White, comedy, Entertainment, family, film, humor, International, lol, mexico, Movie, new zealand, poop joke, Screening, spain, Spy, spy x family, Theatrical screenings, Usa

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8251
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!

Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Double Trouble!

catchy, Chaeyoung, Choreography, Crafty, Dahyun, double, girl group, IDOLS, Jeongyeon, Jihyo, JYP Entertainment, K-pop, Korean, McCraftface, mina, Momo, Music, Nayeon, Sana, Server, Thread, Trouble, TWICE.., Tzuyu, Visuals

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	690033	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Twice thread Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building is dancing to K-pop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds filled with twice the fun and twice the chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where every block was made of candy. They built a house out of gummy bears and lived happily ever after, surrounded by twice the sweetness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party, where players can show off their best moves and compete in epic dance battles. Who will be crowned the dancing queen or king of the block? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Twice thread server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game!