Jaguars vs Texans Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBedroomBlunders

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual incident in Minecraft form – whether it involves llamas, creepers, or even a bed made entirely out of diamonds! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on over and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13, we have kids playing too (just kidding, we don’t, but it sounded good).

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, albanese, carbon emissions, climate action, climate action commitment, climate agreement, climate change, climate crisis, climate leadership, climate policy, EcoCraft, environmental activism, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, global warming, government policy, international relations, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, political response, renewable energy, Server, trump

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, u kno dat place where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got all da cool peeps and we build da craziest stuff u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamonds instead of eggs, how cool is dat?? and if u join our server, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine like a million blocks in one hit. it’s like, totally OP, but in a good way, ya feel me? plus, we got this secret underground city where all da cool kids hang out and have dance parties every night. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, trust me. so come join us and be part of da coolest Minecraft server in da universe, no joke. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat breathes fire and protects us from creepers? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some epic adventures together!

CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!

Afghan refugees., Afghans, Asylum, Ban, CraftyBlockz, Crisis, discrimination, endangered, foreign policy, Fun, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration ban, International, MIDDLE EAST, policy, refugee ban, Refugees, stranded, trump, Trump administration, US withdrawal

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1827	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

BlockyPhD to Prof

abroad, Academia, ACADEMIC, BlockyPhD, career, doctorate, faculty position, findings, highly cited paper, Migration, PhD, postdoc, postdoctoral researchers, Prof, publication, research, research topic, researchers, retention, study, success

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.

If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.

Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!

Melio

Adults, application form, Builder, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Drama-free, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, Java 1.21.4, Melio, No-Claims, safe space, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanillatweaks, Website, Western US, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Melio
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	No land-claiming or chest locks, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, optional voice chat
Location	Western US

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Q: What is the application process like?

A: Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio?

A: Players of all playstyles and backgrounds are welcome, aiming to be an inclusive safe space.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: We enforce strict rules, especially regarding theft. We also avoid certain features like warps, McMMO, and money plugins.

Virtual Mindscape 1.20.6

1.20.6, autistic, Communication, content creators, digital avatars, digital identity, Diversity, entertainment industry, internet culture, mental health, MindSCAPE, neurodiversity, online gaming, online personalities, representation, Self-expression, Social Interaction, Social Skills, Streaming Community, virtual, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ores Mined:	545	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Yo, bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where all the players are actually vtubers? It’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man. And get this – they’re all super talented and hilarious, but in a totally autistic way. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but you can’t look away because it’s just too damn entertaining.

Join this server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a bunch of vtubers trying to survive in a blocky world. It’s like a mix of comedy gold and absolute madness, with a sprinkle of questionable life choices. And hey, who doesn’t love a good dose of cringe every now and then?

So come on, jump into this virtual rabbit hole and witness the wonders of vtuber autism in all its glory. Just be prepared to question your own sanity along the way. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

SelfieCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Affection, baking, Boundaries, Cheesecake, Communication, confusion, Crush, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, Friends, Friends With Benefits, hooking up, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mixed signals, PRESSURE, rejection, relationship, selfie, SelfieCraft, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8313	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience all the ups and downs of a rollercoaster relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of thinking you’re about to kiss your crush, only to have them shut you down with a “noooooo” at the last second – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Once you’ve navigated the awkwardness of misreading signals, you can look forward to baking the most epic Nutella cheesecake to win a bet for a make-out session. Just be prepared for some mixed signals along the way, like being told your selfies are not welcome after weeks of hooking up – talk about a plot twist!

So, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance, join our server now and see if you can figure out if you’re the asshole in this crazy love story!

PrisonCraftFraudSquad

ACCUSATION, brother, Business, Comenity bank, credit card, debt collectors, digital print, foster home, fraud, fraud department, Insecurity, integration, Jealousy, Manipulation, Plus-sized, Prison, PrisonCraftFraudSquad, relationship, social media, torrid, Wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	3028
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue, just like this crazy credit card saga!

Imagine a world where your brother’s sketchy plus-sized wife is trying to frame you for credit card fraud in Minecraft! Will you be able to uncover the truth and clear your name, or will you be forever branded as a criminal in the virtual world?

With twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let the games begin!

Addicted2Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like crack but in block form! I swear, I was so addicted to it, I played for like 69 hours straight without even blinking. And get this, I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama in the sky! It was so epic, I had all the other players bowing down to me like I was a Minecraft god or something. Seriously, if you want to experience the ultimate high of blocky bliss, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you have a life or something, in which case, why are you even here? Join us, we have cookies and creepers that explode rainbows!

ZuckCraft: Delete the Meta!

data security, DELETE, digital addiction, Digital Detox, digital manipulation, digital sovereignty, facebook, instagram, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Meta platforms, monopolies, oligarchy, online communities, online presence, personal information, privacy concerns, social control, social media, social-networking, tech giants, virtual reality, ZuckCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4589	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of being under the thumb of the social media oligarchy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from Zuck’s reign of terror! Join us and leave behind the shackles of Instagram, Facebook, and all those other meta platforms.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from the prying eyes of big tech. Want to create a giant statue of Mark Zuckerberg made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to recreate the entire metaverse and then blow it up with TNT? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground resistance movement against Zuck and his cronies. We’ve got a network of secret tunnels, hidden bases, and even a secret handshake (spoiler alert: it involves doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head).

So if you’re ready to stick it to the man and have a hilarious time doing it, join our server today! Just remember, the first rule of fight club…oops, wrong resistance movement. Just join the server, okay?