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RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	9345
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	393	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

BTFO, Communication, controversy, Digital, Drama, E-Drone, edrone, Entertainment, internet, Khan, KWAB, Minecraft, online feud, smp, social media, Technology, Tony, TONY KHAN, Tony Khan burn, Tony Khan clapback, Tony Khan response, Tony Khan roast, Tony Khan tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Potions Brewed:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

Adult, Christian, college fund, college student, Disown, expensive gift, financial support, Gay, iPhone, laptop, Leeching, Lifestyle, Mac laptop, ParentalPiggybacker, parents, privileged, rug-pulled, safe position, south-asian household, sunk cost fallacy, ungrateful

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1525
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.