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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 536 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a dad of 4 children who found himself in a crazy situation with his ex and her new partner. There were death threats, arguments, and even a lost child to social services. But fear not, our server is a safe haven away from all that chaos!
If you join our server, you won’t have to worry about adopting anyone’s child or dealing with abusive exes. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t harass you like your ex and her partner.
So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with your ex’s baby mama drama!
