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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6072 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2308 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!
The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!
So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!
